Who else misses the old website design?

Lets face it. If video games have taught us anything it's that zombies are coming. So to avoid being completely screwed, well role-playing solves all problems so I made another zombie thread(the old one became more one guy telling a story than a group thing). So a few things...
1.Be realistic
I'm not saying you can't be funny or do werid stuff, just don't pull shotguns out of your ass :P.
2.Below is a promt. Follow it and if your new simply create a diffrent story line and possibly meet up with the other group.
3.Play as a team. Don't shut people out or complain about there descions.
4.Have fun!
Promt:
You and a band of surviors have barrakaded yourself in a aparment building. You woun't last long there. It is a urban town so there are plenty of places to go. You should take surviabilty and food into account. And your not dealing with slow, stupid Dead Rising zombies, were talking fast L4D2 zombies. Formulate a plan and head out, before it's to late...

To lighten the sprits I'm gunna make a forum game!
The idea is the above user attacks you somehow and in the post below you must survive the attack then attack someone else! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Example:
User:xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
I shoot you with a pistol.
User:kirbyfan8329723572035702387420857923872
I dodge it bullet-time style!
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ! BWAAAAH!

Have fun.
I try to smash your face with an iron!

I'm on a long car trip and I only have my phone with me, I'm really fucking bored. Someone talk to me, it can be aos related or not, it doesnt matter :)

testing 1 2 3 testing

If you would like something else under your name besides member. Make your request here. If isn't lewd or inapporiate I'll add it.

Warning
dont get banned for being completely stupid with your custom title request

http://i.imgur.com/jgKw4.jpg

while listening to this entire youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuSmJtRY8E&feature=feedu if it is less then 10000 i will be suprised

i don't see it up on the list that hasn't happend in a long time

This is the forum game branching from 'Who wants to start a family?' with only the people who joined their involved in the town's everyday shenanigans. (Note: The name of the town begins with the acronym for 'Ace-Spades Community Idiots)

To start off for people to react to it freely:

The devil has recently moved into town. (He seeks our destruction no matter how we negotiate to him)

Ask me for an avatar just link me a picture and say how you want it to look!

Please!! Im bored!

FireJetDragon is my assistant :)

Can't quite find how to do that. And I've seen people with custom profile images.

=====THIS IS A JOKE. Server admins, don't take it offensively.=====
In the vast world of the internets, there are many types of admins. There are general categories, but they divide into even smaller groups. Here, I'll explain all the types of admins available on the internet.

=====1. Normal Guy=====
This admin is just an everyday admin. Bans rule-violators and nothing else. These are an endangered species.

=====2. Awesome Admin=====
This admin is almost extinct! We must save them. The Awesome Admin is the greatest type of admin available to the internet. They give second chances while doing what they do best effectively. Usually are on extremely good terms with other members.

=====3. Kid-min (Kid Admin)=====
The annoying admin who abuses their server privileges. /god /fly /kill KillerRed9 /kick Zeus9000 /ban DeathEnhanced Lulz

=====4. The Rager=====
Basically, it goes like this. "Hey, this server isn't that great." KomradeRed was banned. "Why'd you ban him?!" TheGeekZeke101 was banned. "Dude, that's bull." KomradeKorakoff was banned. "Lol, fail." aRandomGunz was banned. "WTF why'd you do that, asshole?!" aDrunkPanda60 was banned. "This server is bull, I'm outta here." poptart was banned.

=====5. The Discriminator=====
"Oh look, you're in Komrades." KomradeRed was banned.
"MLG, ha, they fail." [MLG]DUCK was banned.
"Element X? Harry Potter wannabes." [EX]Falcon was banned.
(Btw, I don't mean offense to ANYONE when I say this, I'm giving an example...)

Actually I don't know yet English. So I'll write my message in Russian. LOL :D
Use Google Translate :)

А теперь по-русски :) Мне 11 (и что?). Я создал группу, посвященную Ace of Spades, в контакте. Добавляемся :) http://vkontakte.ru/club30516648

So im stuck with one question in one of 2 clans i need to pick EX or Soap's Clan Which one?

Get on the IRC

Hi everyone i was thinking we are all really awsome people (with some exeptions)and really awsome people have theme songs right?
so you guys and gals can post your theme songs here and discuss the mand the like

im gonna start
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me7uXs41bzw

This a roleplaying game I making on the forums You are a group of 1-4 people in the world taken over by zombies you must learn to survive and thrive.
Rules:
Pleas no trolling we are trying to have fun.
If you are going to RP be realistic and explain, try to make longer post.
If you join you must join the current group that is RPing if the group already has 4 people Start a story in a different area you can make your way to that group to raid them, In the zombie world it is kill or be killed.
Enjoy.
Admins tell me if RPing is not allowed please.
Good luck in slaying zombies

(I'm unoriginal. ;D)
Simple: Make up a stupid answer responding to the post above. Below the answer, write a stupid question for someone else to answer. I'll start here:

Why is the number A have a tail?

heres a google page filled with hilarious minecraft stuff

https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=creeper&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=933&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=IM5-TqSTAsPSrQfIuJHrDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CBUQ_AUoAQ#hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=minecraft+comics&oq=minecraft+comics&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=111726l115733l2l115851l16l10l0l0l0l0l1343l1343l7-1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=e79e8d31d515a411&biw=1280&bih=933

bf3 or mw3 lemme tell you backrounds of each ones bf3=i have a squad and more people on my fr.list one being one of my best (online) friend but for mw3 80% of my friends will mostliely buy it but i am a slightly bigger bf3 fan then cod so what should i buy (first for a month or 2)

yeh thats right im back! i gave it some thought after i was banned about my return and i said "IM COMMIN BACK!"

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE4CE8488145CA2A5

This Songs=EPIC gameplay
Here you can post your epic music

http://blacklist.spadille.net/?admin=JoJoeStinky
Ok, lets go down the list of bans
"kills with block" LOLWUT ARE YOU STUPID? What does he do? chuck blocks at his enemys? it happens to be that if you kill someone with a grenade and hold a block it will say they were killed by whatever is in the killers hand.
"kills with (block) (spade), again with the fucking block rape
"trying to hack admin login" Since when was guessing random passwords hacking?
"removing god blocks" Maybe they werent god blocks and you just fail
"godblock hack" Could be server lag
"kills with block" WOOO ANOTHER ONE WERE ON A ROLL NOW
"backwards legs" THATS A KNOWN GLITCH STOP BEING RETARDED GOD DAMN, even if he was hacking hurr backwards legs, how would it help him? You get backwards legs from being idle
"kills godblocks" HOW DO YOU FUCKING "KILL" A GODBLOCK HOLY STUPIDITY
About 30 "rapid hack detected" Please leave now, i've been kicked for that but i dont even have it, the hack detection isnt the greatest, just let the innocent players be kicked and be done with that, you kick so many people for the littlest things that servers are gonna start getting empty and there will be like 3 people who arent banned.
I honestly think a dog could be a better admin than this guy, holy fuck.

F the drama lets find something everyone likes
FAVORITE FOODS NOW
i like mint chocolate OREOS
now u

Soap, Ive been thinking about the clan thing and have an idea. I have a BIG idea... :D

We can get a server, armory, and members hopefully.

I just kinda skimmed through your idea so don't know exactly what you wanted...I think you said something about builders and you know every day players right?

Maybe something like:

Defenses

[Builder]Zeke
[Marksman]Zeke

Maybe we could eve have levels, instead of a thousand ranks like:

[Marksman-6]Zeke

The thing is making a clan is harder now a days. There are ALWAYS people who don't even come around every now and then. They join the clan and leave, keeping you clueless. It can also be alot of work and drama on some cases....If you're willing to help me with this clan for awhile, enough time to get more help and all, I will make the clan with you.

I get home at 3pm EST, so if you can get on skype asap. ttyl :D

EDIT: After finishing the clan I did join MLG....I thought might as well for the fact I know many people there. It just seems they're getting alot of hate and have so much drama going on....Even if this clan thing doesn't work out so well we could get a few friends and just have a little private one, you know?

he used to be cool then he made MLG then turned into an ass

I'm sorry for anyone I have offended I am deeply sorry I started a shit storm

coolingwood go fuck yourself it would have been better if the hawks got into the finals, that is all

I'm Lexsym. I'm a self taught computer programmer. I'm the creator of ServerBot. I'm 18, and 5'1", and probably the only female here =p. You should be able to tell that I'm an anime lover.

Screenshot of the thread:
http://www.images.lexsym.com/images/OG74N.png
Another picture:
http://www.images.lexsym.com/images/2Jfr.png
And then a picture of when I had my black hair:
http://www.images.lexsym.com/images/586b3v7.jpg

How about you?