Autism. I'm sure you've heard this term thrown around before in Minecraft.

Autism. The cancer killing Ace of Spades.

You've seen it before. Pink fluffy houses on a mountain. Bridges built over walkable land. Opulent castles that serve no strategic purpose. Pyramids that have no purpose.

"BUILD SERVER NO KILL PLZ KICK FOR KILLING"

This is autism. And it's spreading.

But YOU can stop autism!

See an autistic FAGGOT building a retarded house? TEAR IT THE FUCK DOWN.

What's that? A useless bridge over the prairie? Better hope no one's living under that bridge, because AUTISTIC BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN.

Autism is a dangerous disease, but YOU can fight it!

Get the autistic vermin out of here. Push them back to Minecraft Creative.

Together, we can defeat autism.

Why do courts set bail so ridiculously high? Quarter of a million dollars just so you don't have to sit in jail while they send your case to trial? What the fuck? Million dollar bail? Who has the money to meet that kind of bail? And just so they don't have to sit in jail? I mean shit, a million dollars should just be atonement for your crime. Just doesn't make any sense to me at all.

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Pokemon should have ended with gold and silver. Deal with it.

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The McDonalds near where I live charges for condiments, even ketchup packets. It's the only one in town that does this, and it's managed by some Filipino/Malaysian guy. It's bullshit, I can't order a Hot'n'Spicy and ask for ranch substitute instead of mayo without getting charged an extra 25¢. It's substituting one sauce for another, and they charge for it. Fucking jews.

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The Netflix Instant Watch page was royally screwed up a couple weeks ago, and now browsing for movies to watch takes 10x longer than it used to. You can't even e-mail Netflix to complain about it, you have to call. Everybody hates it, if you don't believe me, google it.

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Why is thinking of nicknames for pokemon so difficult? I can sit there for 20 minutes trying to think of one. I even browse baby name sites looking for decent nicknames. What is a good name for a Paras? I named my Charmander "Ryuu".

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Fuck Megavideo. "72 minutes of video watched, please wait 72 minutes to watch more, or subscribe!" Go fuck yourself, Megavideo, and everyone who hosts videos on Megavideo. Seriously.

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People who get butthurt about racism, "white guilt", and people who think "nigger" is a bad word. See, you have respectable, normal, successful black people, like president Obama. Then you have niggers. Just like there are regular upstanding white people, and then there are rednecks/white trash, etc. Oh goodness, you said "jews" you must be a neonazi fascist. (By the way, jews aren't a race of people. It's a religion. Get your facts straight.)

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It's okay for Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle to say "cracker" on daytime national TV, actually, it's downright hilarious! But it's not okay, at all, for anybody with white skin to say the word "nigger" on TV. This has always intrigued me.

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The race questions on job applications. They always want to know: "Are you hispanic or latino?" and I find it a little odd that the options are: Hispanic or Latino, white (not hispanic or latino), black (not hispanic or latino), etc etc. Is that hinting at some sort of qualification? I mean, looking at the workforce here in Las Vegas, NV, it sure looks like it. I almost feel like I can't get a job here unless I speak two languages!

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Breeding for the correct nature + ability + gender on a pokemon is next to impossible. Oh and then there are IVs. Good thing I don't breed for those. Fuck abilities and natures, they ruined the series.

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Unskippable cutscenes on vidya. WHY.jpg