To lighten the sprits I'm gunna make a forum game!
The idea is the above user attacks you somehow and in the post below you must survive the attack then attack someone else! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Example:
User:xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
I shoot you with a pistol.
User:kirbyfan8329723572035702387420857923872
I dodge it bullet-time style!
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ! BWAAAAH!

Have fun.
I try to smash your face with an iron!