I hate that Scyther has such a poor moveset in 1st gen. Literally all he can learn that's even mentionable is Slash, Double Team, Swords Dance, and maybe Mimic or Swift. He probably has the worst moveset of any pokemon in that generation besides the 5 pokemon that don't learn moves at all (Caterpie, Metapod, Weedle, Kakuna, Magikarp).

It's a shame because he has nice stats. So now I'm kinda torn between Scyther and Parasect. Parasect has pretty decent attack, but garbage speed. Whereas Scyther's Attack and Speed are among the highest of any pokemon in generation 1. But Parasect has some pretty amazing moves, like Spore, which is a 100% accuracy sleep, Slash, the haxed attack that always gets a critical hit, so it's base power is comparable to hyper beam, without needing to recharge, Mega drain, for refilling HP, and growth, for boosting the low power of mega drain.

@THEGREATKHAN i luv G4 Xplay is fun to watch ur just a h8er (jk)

Wrong thread, OBEY?

i woke up sucking a lemon - Radiohead

It's kaede's fault

Kubo said it's going to continue for several more years.

Bleach should have ended after the 64th episode

There aren't very many anime this season that i'm watch so i'm rewatching a few and am watching Best Wishes! and guess what, 39 episodes in and ash hasn't fought Kamitsure. I think it's been at least 15 episodes since he defeated the 3rd Gym leader hipster artist guy, and he has yet to battle lady gaga.

Is it because he has a pikachu? Or is brock going to come back? Will brock and dent have a food fight?

ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED BECAUSE THE NEXT EPISODE IS A FISHING CONTEST, NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK! IT'S LIKE IM REALLY WATCHING BLEACH FOR THE BACKGROUNDS

Because everybody plays it.

Why is Pokemon a constantly discussed game on forums for games with nothing in common?

Pokemon Vagina Pink was a good one.
The only Pokemon you can catch are Krabby and Grimer.

guys whats the best pokemon game?

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in Australia, "Ketchup" is called "Tomato Sauce" :D

u guys play pokemon.,......STILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean still have gameboys and ds's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh when i used to play it i had lv 100 every thing and about 400 hundered poke mon in the fricken pc

You know what really grinds my gears? The TV channel, G4. They used to have shows that were about video games, but now all they have is shitty reality shows (Cops, Cheaters, etc.). I mean they still have XPlay, but it isn't as good as it used to be.

Like how in Resident Evil 5 everybody got butthurt cause 90% of the zombies were black and the game took place in fucking africa for christ sake. If the game was based in the US and everybody was white, there would be no problems at all.

>Why do courts set bail so ridiculously high?
It's actually a racket. You get a bail-bonds man to put up 9/10th of it, and you or your family/friends put up the rest. The problem is bail bond offices don't have to pay if you don't run away, don't pay if you do run away, and get to charge you for the 9/10th's if you do run away.
Or something like that, I don't really remember.
>(By the way, jews aren't a race of people. It's a religion. Get your facts straight.)
It's an ethnicity as well as a religion. Einstein was an ethnic Jew, but not a believer of Judaism.
>Are you hispanic or latino?
This isn't checking if you are bilingual. The problem is that Hispanic/Latino is not a race, it is an ethnicity. You can be a White Hispanic or a Black Hispanic (or a lot of other things). This is the reason that I Love Lucy wasn't the first onscreen interracial couple, they were both white.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

All of mine live in pokeballs, since they're all bred.

hardcore

I've never used any of my master balls. I just think I'd look pathetic if someone saw me send out anything in a master ball. I catch my monsters like a man

I use Gameshark and use Master Ball to catch Missingno.

My team right now is samurott, hydreigon, volcarona, metagross, eelektross, excadrill

I built it with their types and moves so no matter what I'm up against, I've got a pokemon to counter its type.

Actually using legendaries is for little kids. As soon as I caught reshiram I stashed its ass in the pc

Lets not let this turn into a pokeyman thread.

But just so you know, never use legendaries on your team. Just looks bad.

I don't usually give my pokemon nicknames.
Tornadus was a waste of time, I don't use legendaries anyway, and it looked stupid so I named him gay balls

I got groudon with a great ball and kyogre with a pokeball, most of the time iI caught Rayquaza in around 3-10 ultraballs.

>Not calling Kyurem Sub-Zero or naming your Volcorana Mothra.
>Not calling Tyranitar Godzilla
>Actually listening to anything /vp/ gives a shit about

I've never used a timer ball, strangely

I have only ever had to use a timer ball to catch Groudon and Rayquaza.

You deserve to die, if you spend about 15 minutes trying to catch one after about 30 turns and not using the timer ball.