Alright, I'm not sure if outdated forum games are allowed here, but what the hey...

In this game, the objective is to appropriately screw up the wish made by the person who posted last, and then make one yourself.

For example:
Poster 1: "I wish for an anti-virus thats not fake, but works"
Poster 2: "You get Norton, which is the worst anti-virus ever. I wish my house was warmer"
Poster 3: "Your house burns down. I wish [etc etc etc]"

You get the idea.
Oh and remember, no flaming or overly offensive stuff, though that should be kinda obvious I guess.

Right, well seeing as I'm the first poster, I guess I'll start.

I wish that i had more upload speed.