By constantly trolling the other team, they all couldn't even protect their intel because of all the arguing they were doing with me. I told my team that I was just trolling, and so they ignored me and capped the intel while I pissed off the blue scum. Between the ALL CAPS SHOUTING and their attempts at votekicking me, we were able to cap the intel about 6 times before I got bored. It was great fun.

Some examples that got good reactions out of the children.

>Pretend that you don't know what minecraft is. Bonus points if you pretend that you think Minecraft is a ripoff of AoS. The autists get so butt frustrated.

>Pretend to be a right-wing racist. Always fun!

>Build a swastika and claim that it is a symbol of luck when it is griefed.

>Remind them that Reddit is just a shitty version of Digg.

>Constantly gloat about every kill you get. Only effective if you are a good sniper.