Not if i headshot you first dude.

You cut line, I cut you.

He needed to get the blue intel back for the greens!

where do you live? :D

PineApple I was expecting an answer involving Pineapples.

Staying on the topic of chickens, someone in my neighborhood got stabbed for cutting in line at a KFC. Anyone understand why I hate my life now?

The chicken does not cross the road until you observe it on the other side. Otherwise, it is both crossing and not crossing the road at the same time.

bump

to get to the other side!! :D

@1337101 I WORSHIP PAPA SMURF AND IN OUR TIME we dont have roads

@4THEIST: Don't be absurd. Aethiests don't believe in anything as outdated as roads.

CUZ HE WANTED TO THATS Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the real atheist cross the road?

because his mum finally came to walk him across

Define chicken and road.

-Typical smartass

BUMPAGE

Î have to say this is a funny one.

To get laid

To get the enemy's intel.

IM CURRENTLY USING CHROME!

MORAL OF THIS POST
USE TEH INTER-CHROMEZ 4 SPEEDY PR0N!

to download firefox so it could search for chrome. IE IS TOO SLOW TO DOWNLOAD AWESOMENESSS.

To download firefox

Moral of Story
never ever fucking use internet explorer

Damn, I probably wouldn't have done it if i were on firefox. (it corrects spelling errors.)

to be hipster

That would have been funny, but it's supposed to be inevitable.

Well, looks like that the chickens fate...

*puts on sunglasses*

Was (in)edible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

To see a trending indie buzzband in the venue across the street.

to get away from pedobear

Try figuring out why the chicken crossed the road when your high on lsd.

because the crosswalk signal indicated it was his turn to walk

To get away from Nyan Cat.

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