He was constantly jealous with the fact I was getting action and he wasn't. He's about 3 years older than me as well, so you might have thought he would act mature about it?

Nope.

In fact, when my dad first found out me and the ex had 'done it', he told everyone in the family, and my brother sent me a text (SMS) along the lines of "You dirty little bastard. Hope you catch AIDS". Real mature.

Wow. I'd have beaten the crap out of him.

"Daddy, Influx is getting poon and I'm not! Will you ground him, please?"

When my older brother walked in on me and my ex having... well, you know...

What made it worse was he then proceeded to phone my dad and tell him.

Needless to say, my ex didn't get on with my brother very well (read: at all) after that.

You're too cool to tell us about your embarrassing moments, Fagmaster?

Let me guess, one time, after football practice, a couple of the guys got a hold of you and forced a jock strap onto your face.

hahaha holy shit this thread.keep it up everyone.i bet y'all look like these guys here http://i.imgur.com/eyyQV.jpg :)

Most Embarrassing Moment:

In 6th grade my best friend and I accidentally told each other we liked the same girl (we couldn't blame each other, she was smart, funny, and hot). So we both went up to her and asked her out in front of our whole class only to get the response that she liked this Lady's Man with like 6 girlfriends. The whole class laughed us to misery.

There was a time where my ex's sister busted in on us doing the do.

After that, she couldn't look either me or my ex in the eye for a week.

And Percy, I know that feel bro.

I know.

When I was in 7th grade some fat kid decided to pants me.

I was going "commando" at the time (I ran out of clean boxers and instead of wearing a dirty pair like a normal kid, I went free-bird).

It also happened to be 30 degrees out so my dick was about 3 inches long and as wrinkly as your 80 year old grandma.

I was able to act sick for almost a week before I had to go back to school. Worst year of my life.

No she didn't notice...

I don't think you actually had a full-on orgasm, you probably just leaked a little bit (hehe, men get wet too). It's totally natural, and nothing to be embarrassed about. It's not like she noticed, right?

When I made the first move on my girlfriend and jizzed in pants

I don't get embarrassed easily. I usually shy away from things that could end up being embarrassing (gym class, swimming, school dances, etc. etc.)

I've been banned from a forum (The Haven & Hearth forums) for disagreeing with moderators' posts during a discussion. A two week ban.

yes obviously. How'd you know? I get sooo mad when somebody on the internet disagrees with me :(

^
Mad because I disagreed with you in your racism posts?

@Alexus
Lies.

I had my pants pulled down one time in 1st grade in front of the while class, by some black girl named "Roshanda". Nobody laughed at me though because everybody hated Roshanda and her friend Priscilla, whom the entire school nicknamed "The Lice Girls" because of their often filthy appearance.

Not that I was very well liked, either. I was an annoying kid, sometimes, but not too often the target of mild bullying, mostly because I was annoying, not because I was weak or easy to pick on. I was the kid that kicked your soccer ball across the playground (so you would have to go get it) if it happened to cross my path.

>Have a friend whos girlfriend is a jealous cunt
>his girlfriend sees me talking to him
>she coems up behind me and pulls my pants down
>everyone laughs
>I pull them up and proceed to beat the shit out of her, everyone laughs harder
>I get caught beating the shit out of her and get detention
>feltgoodman

It was extremely traumatic for me when it happened. It's a good thing it was near the end of 8th grade and graduation from middle school, where I then went to high school with very few of the same people whom I went to middle school with. Nobody else seemed to really remember or care, thankfully. But it was still hands down the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me (and probably ever will happen).

@Kaedes 1st post
That sounds fucking horrific. If that happened to me I would've slapped the bitch and walked out.

in a public pool, i tried to do a back flip into the deep end, and during the rotation i hit the diving board, everyone just stared, even though i was bleeding into the water >.>

The entire 7th grade was an embarassing moment for me. Now, whenever I see someone laugh or even smile, I get all paranoid and think they're laughing at me.

EDIT: Also Kaede, I know that feel.

Reuben, I use gyazo, it literally takes 2 seconds to do a take a screen cap :)

I like how I get blamed since someone made a tag with my name in it.

FUCK THESE TAGS!

For me, the funny: TAG UR IT

Embarrassing moment: when I first played 0.54 and everyone was owning me.

Another reason why only OP should be able to make tags. This is getting annoying.

MegaDeuce, did you really have to screencap that, rather than just saying "If the OP's post happened to me"?

If this happened to me I would have literally imploded from embarrassment.

ok.