@Noire
Oh look, that sentence again.

@Soldier, I don't know if you're trolling or just genuinely retarded.

Noire, remember how the keyboard is next time. I don't even look at it.

Also, problem, OP? CTRL is the key most used for crouching in many games.

>ADD text

Ok girls, just download a program that will rebind a key to press CTRL for you, not difficult.

Are you...

Me?

>Playing the game
>Not looking at the keyboard (because why the fuck would you do it anyways?)
>Want to look at map
>Press , instead of m
>GOD DAMMIT NO I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE TEAMS
>look at my keyboard press m
>I keep doing this

Alternatively, you can use the damn left-end/inverse knuckle of your hands. It always works for me.

But, see, this clerk will be wearing a bluetooth like they do, and he'll be behind a counter, that's how you'll know he's a worker. Plus he'll be looking at you nervously, like he's afraid of whatever business you have with him. But really he's just going to make you the bugproof mouse with the recipe on the board.

He is a crack addict, though.

>only clerk out of uniform

civilians walking around Best Buy

That's a LOT of out of uniform clerks, there.

I laughed though.

@MegaDeuce,

If you have trouble holding down a mouse button, small things, most likely insects or spiders, have crawled under your buttons and died. This is most easily recognizable by a clicking noise when you press the button down, as every noise signifies the death of one small creature that hates your guts. Okay, now dispose of your mouse, seal all entrances into your house. You will find that there is a hidden trapdoor entrance in the cabinet under your kitchen sink. Go down into the passage, there should be a nearby briefcase. This case contains a drug that is to be taken intravenously, on the spot. Once you inject the substance, you will go into a trance that will take you deliriously to a secluded forest clearing. Under the roots of the third birch tree from the left, there will be a message carved into a wooden board. Do not read this message. Take the board, close your eyes, turn around, and toss the board as far in front of you as you can manage. Now there should be noises. Wait for the sound of a passing car, then, keeping your eyes closed, lean forward until you fall down, do nothing to stop your fall. There will be an approximately 20 second drop to the destination. You will arrive in the parking lot of a local Best Buy. Look around in the parking spaces until you see a blue coin on the ground; punch it. Now the coin should have turned into the same board you found in the forest clearing, and written on the board should be a recipe for a very potent insect repellent. Take the inscription into the Best Buy, give it to the only clerk out of uniform. As the clerk takes the board into a back room, do not move. He will come back and present to you an ornate parcel. Take this back to your living place, open it with a fork, bury the wrappings underground, and gaze upon your brand new, bug-proof wireless mouse. The driver install CD should now be contained within the wrapping you buried. Take the disc, burn the wrapping, install the drivers, connect your mouse, and play using the SMG, holding down the firing button, without any problems.

Hope this helps. Also, I totally agree with toggle crouch.

Wow guys, arguing over whether crouch should be changed or not. XD
My opinion is that you should have the option to switch keys for things. That wouldn't hurt.
@MegaDeuce - Agreed.

We could make C as the Toggle Crouch button, like CoD.

Or you could just play AoS for only an hour, that helps too. :P

take a chiiiiiiiill pilllll, but it hurts your wrist after several hours of playing though :D

Not sure if serious, MD.
If not, 8/10.

Toggle crouch is seriously needed though.

We need a toggle trigger for our weapons and grenades. It's a pain in the ass to click for each rifle shot, and don't even get me started on having to hold down the mouse button to fire the SMG.

There is a point to walking. It's still silent and it's faster than crouch. Plus, you can't walk up terrain while crouching.

In every Battlefield game and other fps games ctrl is always crouch, and shift is sprinting/some other stuff.Also, toggleable crouch is an awesome idea.

I don't have much of a problem there. I've been playing FPS games so much that I got used to keeping the Ctrl button pressed. :/

Maybe we should get Ben to implement a Customize Controls feature in the next few updates.

Hell NONONONO
Ctrl is always crouch crouch crouch!!!
Shift is walk
Caps is run
Tab is weapon switch
I play so many fps and third person shooters, and those commands come by default, and is the way i like it. I cant imagine how weird it would be having crouching be shift. It would be soooo awkward and disgrace every single ftp in the world! This would be a revolting revolution

There's a way to "silent-run".

owaitwutudidntheredatfromme

I like this idea a lot, mainly because it plays havok with my Minecraft playing...

There's no point in the shift walking, because when you're crouching, you make no noise. In my opinion the shift key and crouch key roles should be switched around.

Shift is already walk.
We need toggle crouch.

I agree with Sue_Sakamoto, and to add in to that don't be a hater. If you don't like the game just don't play it

I say that having your pinky is plenty of reason to hate this game! They should chnage crouch to shift.

Don't hate, appreciate.

In all the PC shooters I play, ctrl is default crouch key. Shift controls walking speed or something.
I've never had a problem with it.
To be fair though all of those games have customizable controls.

Use the side of your hand to mash control.

When you get older your hands will grow and it will be easier.

get bigger hands

but really i dont see how its too big of an issue, although i do agree that the controls should be configurable.