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KomradeKevin on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

KomradeKevin — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 16:10:37 +0000

Chuck norris once fought bruce lee.
and lost.

[Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke] on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

[Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke] — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 15:53:49 +0000

phoenix wright once objected against Chuck Norris ... Turns out phoenix wright isn't a phoenix.

Chaos_BR on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Chaos_BR — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:01:00 +0000

Chuck Norris counted to infinite three times, one backwards

timeismoney25 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

timeismoney25 — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:51:38 +0000

Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
(don't know if someone already got this and if they did sorry)

JosephAllen129 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

JosephAllen129 — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 02:37:36 +0000

^
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I managed to snipe Chuck Norris. But only because he was going to the bathroom. XD

[Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke] on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

[Ex] Falcon [Isaac Clarke] — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:25:57 +0000

^ OWNADE YAH BUGGERS!

Drewgon13 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Drewgon13 — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:20:14 +0000

Chuck Norris is on the blue team, What now greens?

+CRU+BOOM on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

+CRU+BOOM — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 22:34:40 +0000

when chuck norris created the world he asked god to say thank you

+CRU+BOOM on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

+CRU+BOOM — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 22:31:03 +0000

chuck norris can beat 3 people in a starring contest

Reverend Brown on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Reverend Brown — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:42:35 +0000

Chuck norris watches this five times a day.

Drewgon13 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Drewgon13 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:29:26 +0000

Each and everyone of Chuck Norris' beard hairs can grow a whole new Chuck Norris, so when he shaves he must hunt down and destroy his clones.

JosephAllen129 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

JosephAllen129 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:17:20 +0000

The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by a comet exploding in mid-air, it was Chuck Norris dropped from a height of 10,000 ft.

Also, Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman who subsequently gave birth (by virtue of proximity). We now know this person as the Master Chief.

MegaDeuce on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

MegaDeuce — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:14:20 +0000

Nuclear explosions have to wear eye protection so they aren't blinded by Chuck Norris.

Bran34 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Bran34 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:06:37 +0000

Once upon a time, Superman watched Walker: Texas Ranger

He cried himself to sleep that night.

drewdog50 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

drewdog50 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 20:55:07 +0000

your an a**,just jk :D

Reverend Brown on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Reverend Brown — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 20:36:52 +0000

While everybody can roast beef, only Chuck Norris can pea soup.

JosephAllen129 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

JosephAllen129 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 20:34:34 +0000

The Sherman tank was first named the "Chuck Norris" tank in honor of the man himself. Chuck Norris demanded that the name be changed as the tank was not badass enough.

To this day, no tank has been named the "Chuck Norris" tank.

drewdog50 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

drewdog50 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 19:56:43 +0000

Chuck Norris was born on Febuary 31st

YourMom on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

YourMom — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 17:39:18 +0000

Many kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

There was once a Chuck Norris Toilet Paper, but it got taken off the market because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

Reverend Brown on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Reverend Brown — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:53:11 +0000

Chuck Norris.

'Nuff said.

Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:41:58 +0000

It's like I'm really running around the old Barrens again.

FireJetDragon on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

FireJetDragon — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:40:49 +0000

Dragons fly on land, Chuck Norris walks on the sky

Reverend Brown on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Reverend Brown — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:34:56 +0000

When chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. he pushes the world down.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris

Drewgon13 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Drewgon13 — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:34:11 +0000

At post above, look on the other page I already used that one.

If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.

Jake on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Jake — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 16:23:42 +0000

One time a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris... After 3 days of pain and suffering, the snake died.

SpazDragon1397 (コバルト) on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

SpazDragon1397 (コバルト) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 03:58:39 +0000

Chuck Norris created the universe by sneezing.

Chuck Norris can gurgle knives, and remain without a scratch.

Deadlywarlock on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

Deadlywarlock — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:49:54 +0000

Chuck Norris pissed on a truck, that truck is now known as optimas prime

drewdog50 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

drewdog50 — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:10:59 +0000

chuck norris got arrested once and the guards are still in prison

rocket138 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

rocket138 — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:00:23 +0000

chuck norris doesnt wear a condom theres no protection from chuck norris

rocket138 on "Chuck Norris Facts!"

rocket138 — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:59:46 +0000

Chuck norris can drown a fish