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Reverend Brown on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Reverend Brown — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 18:23:10 +0000

@Illimvra

Well, I was sad about that too.

Exile on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Exile — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 04:06:40 +0000

The right Deuce in the Wrong place can make all the Greifing in the world.

Wake up, Ben Askoy.

Wake up and...

smell the ashes...

RtMDL on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

RtMDL — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:19:41 +0000

@Spaz Tell you friend not to burn my place and scare the shit out of me while i was mining.OK?

SpazDragon1397 (コバルト) on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

SpazDragon1397 (コバルト) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:11:32 +0000

I was secretly there spectating the battle with my G-Man powers.

Have you met my buddy Herobrine?

Illimvra on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Illimvra — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:08:49 +0000

At first I thought you said they hadn't invented popporn.

PS ELMOZ GEMZ on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

PS ELMOZ GEMZ — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 21:28:41 +0000

bump for awesomeness

Reverend Brown on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Reverend Brown — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 21:20:21 +0000

And all the while, I was sad because I was watching and humans hadn't invented popcorn yet.

YourMom on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

YourMom — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 19:34:13 +0000

I also witnessed this because I am the mom of all the fighters

Illimvra on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Illimvra — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:55:35 +0000

Yes, Elves live forever. Elves and Leprechauns are distant brethren, and Leprechauns are immortal too (see Movie: Leprechauns: In Tha Hood)

Spengbab on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Spengbab — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:47:48 +0000

What, elves live forever?

I thought they were just short and could cast stuff like "Magic Missile".

Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:34:28 +0000

I'm an elf, he found out my secret.

Spengbab on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Spengbab — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:29:20 +0000

I didn't know Kaede was that old.

[NN]LeroyJenkin on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

[NN]LeroyJenkin — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:25:17 +0000

LUV THE STORY
MAKE ANOTHER THREAD FOR STORY TIME WITH Illimvra

Percy on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Percy — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:52:12 +0000

bump

Illimvra on "Map: Deuceland (Where Ben Askoy decided what to name the game)"

Illimvra — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:23:15 +0000

Long, long ago (more than thousands of years ago; Askoy is immortal) when the blocky characters you know and love today fought with swords, and shields, there was a battle.

Ben Askoy was the commander of this battle, and he was known as King of the Deuces. He constructed an army of 16, on an ancient server of 32 people! and went against the King of the Clubs. The King of the Clubs had built a wall to keep the Deuce army from reaching the Club capital: Club.

Unfortunately, it was no match for Ben, and his army. They quickly raped the wall:
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/802/clubwall.png

After a 5 minute advance past the wall, Askoy soon reached the Club's intel (which, at the time, was an old dusty book with military shit in it)

He returned it to the tent (which was litterally a tent at the time), and won with a score of 490 points, 480 of which were kills, and he died only twice.

His top Generals: Deuce7, Deuce16, Deuce11, Deuce0, and Deuce30

The King of the Clubs had an ambition to create a game called 'Wild of Uno', which would have been exactly like Ace of Spades (in fact, Minecraft came into existence when its creator stumbled upon the ancient archives of Deuceland, stached away in the oldest computer ever: http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2006/11/30/antikythera-large.jpg

From the time of the invasion even unto today, Ben was succeeded by many many kings of the Deuces, and at this day, I am the king (It is true, all Deuces hail me).

tl;dir: I found the hull tool and went crazy with it and made some random stuff. It looked fun, so I decided to upload it.

Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?bthn31x2sc1afyb

EDIT: Also, Kaede is a witness to this. They were there during the battle, as a spectator, who couldn't log in because the teams were full.