Erm...What does this CT even do and how do I know it wont mess up my computer?

Try turning your firewall off

There's no CT in it..

try this...

Start - Run
type in "Regedit"
Look on the left and scroll down and find a folder called ".CT", delete it.

Good luck

I tried reinstalling.
FAIL
And im a tech retard, wut's a batch file and how do i save it as that? :P

Don't bother!

client.exe xaos://1966301112

save that as a batch file in your directory.

I don't think the servers full, I'm on it atm.

I used internet explorer and yes izzy I am.
Is your server full?

you are using v0.35 right?

Above me said it right, + try internet explorer. I couldn't join with firefox, only with explorer.

I has no cheat engine

This happens if you have cheat engine installed. I uninstalled it and did a little regeditting and the game worked fine.

Still...

Try uninstalling then reinstalling the game, and see how it works from there.

For every nomaster server I join, it says "MAP TRANSFER FAIL" after opening up the game client and it closes out.
Before you go "pff prob the serv is down or full" It does not say the server is full, and I know the server works.
WAT DO I DO? :(