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MegaDwarf on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

MegaDwarf — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:02:55 +0000

^love the whak a mole 1

The Mighty Comrade on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

The Mighty Comrade — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 05:38:04 +0000

In America you shoot with a gun, in Soviet Russia guns shoot with you.
In America you whak a mole, in Soviet Russia mole whaks you.
Soviet spare pants stop communist poop.
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk
By the way please check my application to komrade clan (page 48)

MegaDwarf on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

MegaDwarf — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 05:00:52 +0000

in Soviet Russia popsicle licks you!

KomradeGeneral on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

KomradeGeneral — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 04:39:07 +0000

In Soviet Russia, poop comes from the toilet in your butt.

Hanz Ketchup on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

Hanz Ketchup — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:12:36 +0000

In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still funny and original

Gnauga on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

Gnauga — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:06:03 +0000

Let's not forget the original here, men:

In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party always find you!

drewdog50 on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

drewdog50 — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:05:04 +0000

in soviet russia, ppl hop bunnies :p

Bobbunny on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

Bobbunny — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:03:13 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Goat keep you.

KomradeEuler on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

KomradeEuler — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:41:03 +0000

http://i.imgur.com/CRCAV.jpg

KomradeEuler on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

KomradeEuler — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:40:02 +0000

drewdog50 on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

drewdog50 — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:34:32 +0000

in soviet russia, T.V. watches you

KomradeTyler on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

KomradeTyler — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:32:10 +0000

^Win

Images work too.

Papa Khan on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

Papa Khan — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:31:30 +0000

In Soviet Russia, women put dick in you.

Bobbunny on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

Bobbunny — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:28:34 +0000

In America, you open presents, in Soviet Russia, PRESENTS OPEN YOU.
In America, you make Soviet Russia jokes, in Soviet Russia, JOKES MAKE YOU.
In America, you hunt animals, in Soviet Russia, animals hunt you.

KomradeTyler on "Soviet Russia Jokes."

KomradeTyler — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:02:00 +0000

I'm bored. Hit me with your best Soviet Russia jokes. Good ones will be added here.

In America, you break law, in Soviet Russia, law break you.
In Soviet Russia, women put dick in you.
http://i.imgur.com/CRCAV.jpg