@OP: Umm...hahahaha your joking right?

Im literally Lmao over this thread xD Good job guys, keep up the work
:P

Spend a torrid night with ben.

hot babs

good one

Slayer you just made my day xD

Hey guess what.
Chuck Norris is not funny.

Chik Norris after 30 years.

Chick Norris.
*Waits 30 years later*
...what am I doing with my life.

It's Chuck Norris, not Chuck norris.

Took a minute for this thread to get fucked
This is why the aos community rules above everything else.

SO0o I see this thread is going to the dark side now...

Who ever changed the Meaning of this thread, I will call Chuck Norris on you, He will beat you up with godzilla in his left hand and a 80 foot twinkie in the other!
and don't think your going to die, when Chuck Norris Owns you that is worser than being dead!!!

Such.. a.. shame..

@Dynasty
I type my name quickly. Seriously.

o thx man no one evr says that my mom duz sumtimes but shes a bitchass so she only duz wen i make a rely gud macaroney neklis

I laughed for 10 minutes straight after reading this thread. Good job, Jake.

or he could copy paste it...

dang, typing "S0ldi3rKr4s0" all the time must be such a pain.

well i cant call cuz mom sed no long didstance on my ladybug sellfone so if u cud just talk to my mom cuz shes bein a bitchass and wont mek my chikn nugetz so ya plus my mom sed i have to clean my room first so ya im gun kiss my supr hot gurlfrend wile kleaning cuz i hav tuns of frends and hot babs

To: VXVJaKeVXV
From: S0ldi3rKr4s0

Sir/madam,

Congratulations, your internets have been increased due to your veteranity/making people laugh/being a respected forum-dweller. Feel free to contact our customer service department with any questions to your internets increase and we will gladly answer at your request.

Sincerely,

S0ldi3rKr4s0

wow chris ur just jelis wtf is ur problim dude seriusley. i thot we cud be bros but ur a h8tr man so no sk8r bros man k im gun kiss my supr hot gf k bay

^ ROFL.

well obvisley u hav to join the narwaal clan cuz we have obama in it also im next to be an admin dood cuz i have ben heer longr then any1 plus i have srs experieense cuz i kno a guy who knos a why who knos an adminstrator so ya.

also u have to be past 3rd grade ha so lirn to spell or be oldr cuz im 17 can i have musslz and a hawt grlfrind and i kiss her. anywai so ya maybeh one day u can be an adminstrator just maek gud frends with me cuz i got connections and ya its realy good to be my friend so ya by i hav to hav kissez wit my soopr hot girl man so ya

I would call the OP a troll, but I don't want to spoil my new favorite thread ever.

SIGN, another Internet-revoke letter.

To: Canyon_Master
From: S0ldi3rKr4s0

Sir/madam,

Your internets are now revoked. Apparently your intelligence is in your ass. Feel free to contact our customer service department with any protests to your internets revocation and we will gladly laugh at your request, post it on the internet, and mercilessly taunt you with the full wrath and spare time of our request/response writing monkeys. Enjoy your time in the internets purgatory, along with Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator, AOL, Netzero, and Google Video.

Sincerely,

S0ldi3rKr4s0

PS – you can earn internets back by writing your senator/congressman/mayor/governor/king/lord asking for their spare internets

PPS – any request for spare internets here on these boards will result in violent statements of your sexuality, references to your smell, grossly exaggerated stereotypes about you and your family, and we will tell your grandmother that you use foul language

Oh that's rich.

SLAYER, thank you so much. You made me laugh so hard I cried laughing. Another day brightened by RoT.

slayer <3

Yes I think it's safe to say you will never be an admin here.

^LOL

Sorry, you have to be over the age of 12.

Umm did I see rude comments of how I want to be admin or not?