I hold a candle to my but and fart (EVERYONE GET'S AFFECTED BY TACTICAL FART)

Super mutants are to cool too die from explosive bananas and they are effective only if you have a shield on you! HA!
I call for reinforcement and we all through at you REGULAR bananas so that you are crushed by their weight.
And then you explode.
3 times.
Just for fun.

I rocket jump into the air then launch one at you! HA!

@PineApplles I become a FREAKING SUPER MUTANT and then I throw my anti-shield banana on Rtmdl and then it explodes like in worms (YEY for dynamites in banana peels!).

Since i'm still in my Shield i survived!

i'm still alive so i activate the last resort option
nuclear missiles headed EVERYWHERE :D

Slam my Shield Grenade on the ground and but i got damaged by 45%
while i'm inside the shield i use my med kit.

*Jumps out from behind a rock with a flamethrower semi rifle and shoots RTMDL*

I use my armor lock to protect me from your missile and i blew up your russian missile base with my Spartan Laser.

i chil out ina russian nuclear misle base abd blow up pineapples

I came out from PineApples back for support and blows your head off with my shotgun SUCK THAT BITCH!

i eat the magnum
and spit bullets at you :D

*glitchs though a corner**pulls a magnum* SUCKIT!

i officioly am sad

Rambo is not god and the real God saps him into 36852127984126043634 pieces.

damn it sue! *kills sue by throwing grenade at the wall causing him to get killed by the explosion glitching outside the map*

u fail cause im God

No! I wiggle my face in the corner of Streets and SCAR the crap out of you outside the map.

I smaw glitch the hell out of everyone *You wont get this joke if you haven't played the conduit*

I whip around and bitch slap you.

A slenderman walks up behind you...too bad.
I grab my butterfly knife and vanish into the shadows...a moment later I attempt to backstab you(for the sake of anyone having the ablitie to reply).

Somehow, a concrete barrier shoots up and blocks the shots. I reload my M1911, take aim and start shooting again.

I cut off your nose with a machete!
Mman shoots first!

You have horrible aim and miss all 100 shots.
I vacuum you up with my aardvark nose.

I catch the Banhammer and slam it into the ground, creating a shockwave which knocks you off your feet.

I then pull out my M1911 (Colt .45) and start shooting at you.

I throw herobrine in front of me!

( horrible reference
I THROW JOJOE BANHAMMER AT YOU MUAHAHAHA

Wendy's smashes though the wall and we all enjoy some frosties.
Grandmaster swings at you with his banhammer!

*changes ip*

I force feed you McDonalds.

I have a Sentry protectance shield.
I throw my banhammer at your face.

*posts sighn that reads "NO ALIENS allowed"
Sentry goin up(for those who don't get the rerfrence a robot thing that shoots at you).