Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach she sunk before she got in the water.
Yo mama so fat, when you were born it took spelunkers three weeks to find you.

Yo momma so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Nah, these jokes are stupid.

yo mama is so fat,when she ran around the house it shook until the house fell down

yo mama is so dumb ,she is selling sticks in the forest

Yo mama's so dumb, she still thinks yo mama jokes are funny.

Yo mama's so stupid,She shouted a envelope just to send a Voice Mail.

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Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

^lol
Yo mommas so stupid AND fat she jumped up on the stove and said "We're havin bacon tonight!"

Yo mama so dumb, she believed Gone when he said it was uncalled for; It was very, very called for.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MLG is a legitimate clan.....

Sorry that was rude and uncalled for and too serious for this post

Yo mama's so poor she walked out of the back door of her house while walking in the front

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks playing at 0.58 makes you an experienced player! :3

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me "whats the number for 9-1-1"

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live.

Yo Mama's so ugly that everybody died.

I <3 Patrick Star. ^W^

Yo Mama's so fat that she gave Gabe Newell a run for his money.

Yo Mama's so fat she rear-ended a car.

Yo Mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out.

Yo Mama so fat, when she walked into the room somebody screamed "OH NO, IT ATE THE MAYOR!!!"

Yo mama is so fat, they banned her from Disney Land

Yo Mama so fat she can't wear yellow; the elementary school kids mistake her for the bus.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so dumb she doesn't know the difference between a float and a double.

Yo Mama so fat, she uses a telephone pole as a tampon

(Wait... wasn't XxX-lol-XxX that hacker that was griefing like every server w/ hacks? ._______.')

Yo Mama so dumb she looked at the mirror and said "OMG I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A TWIN!"

Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama so dumb, she kept you.

Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest, she saw a sign saying no professionals and she said "Oh man I Better get out of here!"