Please stop referring to Mr Aksoy as if he's your childhood friend you fucking knobs.

I shall try to be as concise as possible:
Instead of "Ben", consider referring to him as "King Aksoy", "Lord Aksoy", "Sir Aksoy", "Mr Aksoy" or "Mrs Aksoy", in order of decreasing preference.

Please note, "Mrs Aksoy" should generally be avoided unless you have issues regarding gender and the use of the word "Mr". Even then, avoid it at all costs, it's not very nice.

Please, sticky this topic and close it. Thanks.

>Ben
>Mrs.

Derp.

Rude. Delete his post immediately Mr Aksoy. This is clear blasphemy.

You forgot Master Aksoy, dude.

Shame.

THE_REAL_ATHEIST please grow up.

You too jackster