HI GUYS! Just a quick one...

If you're aged under 11, how's school?
If you're aged between 11 and 18, how's high school? What kind of school is it? Is it fun?
If you're aged between 18 and 25, how's university? Assuming you go there? Which university do you go to? Cool.
If you're aged between 25 and 30, how's married life? Nice? [Assuming you're married; if not, fuck you, you don't belong here]
If you're aged between 30 and 45, how's AoS?
If you're aged above 45, fuck me.

ty all.

good, its goin good

Personally:
I'm 28, not married, attend the University of Oxford in the UK, but am currently in Paris studying at the University of Paris XI (Cachan campus) for a while, as part of my international year in compsci. Oh and I CLEARLY love AoS. I'm originally from Sweden, just so you know.

Edit: Also, this is my 4th degree; I have degrees in Psychology, Physics and Mathematics from various institutions both in the UK and in Sweden. It's been fun exercising my knowledge of psychology on these forums too :).

If you're aged between 25 and 30, how's married life? Nice? [Assuming you're married; if not, fuck you, you don't belong here]

...? You're 28, not married.

And sadly I don't believe the contents of your post..

Oh, hey! I'm in Oxford too! I also was in Cambridge! But right now i'm on the moon having sex with my second alien wife. I'm a 210 years old surgeon and a president of galaxy btw.
Game sux.

6Randy9: I know, that was ironic, I agree. Don't believe me; I care not. I just want to get to know you guys.

Osama-bin-Laden: Your references to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy suck. Also, I'm not lying, not that I care whether you believe me or not, etc.

I only didn't believe you because you troll like no tomorrow yet you claim to be 28 (life?) and go to an extremely prestigious uniVERSity

My intentions for trolling the forum are as follows:
1. To attempt to convince the users of the forum that I am younger than I claim, or if not, then that I do not have anything better to do;
2. Continuing from 1., this is all in order to exercise my knowledge of psychology as part of an ongoing study with regards to general Internet culture and society, as well as individual case studies of several online "personalities" on this forum (and others);
3. To develop and understand the mathematics of such things;
4. To understand and develop theories with regards to the physics of such things; as an example, take the viral phenomenon of the Internet, for instance. We can relate such things to physics, and I am working on such things where I work (back in the UK), among other things.

But I love you guys so fuck that shit, get me.

[Sorry too much use of the phrase "such things" :( it sounds all gay now :(]

Aw shit. Oxford psychologist is stalking on me.

I am 19 with a production job making 9.25 an hour for 30 hours a week

saving up money to go to purdue university in the illustrious and very intellectual field of neuroscience with a minor in psychology (might get a double major...actually plan on getting phd in neuroscience with a major in psychology...still not 100% certain, i'll have to see how the money pans out and such)

p.s. I am not exaggerating, my slight air of superiority comes from the fact that I KNOW I am smarted then 80% of the worlds population

(just kidding guys, you know I love you all ;D and in no way think I make the best AoS weapon mods...although honestly too few of them)

Hahaha nice! Nice to see a fellow psychologist messin' bout on the forums xD

not to troll, but "smarted then" :/ sigh. smarter than? typos suck ass, but worse than that is the misuse of then and than. :O

And cool REAL_ATHEIST. I can see that, and I would like you to tell me if you have any problems with me. Not that I care if you like me in particular, but simply it's hard to see what you're thinking especially if you're putting on a mask such as you are claiming you do. :3 (random :3 faces are epic)

On topic: I'm 17, go to a prestigious Jesuit high school and make good grades, however I don't try much. AoS is moderately cool.

:3 face is :3

@6Randy9

You read my whole post, didn't you? To the very end?

also...does that mean you are religious?

I am too! I believe in the flying spaghetti monster, as he is the one true god
may everybody be touched by his noodley appendages.

@The BIG "O"

Yeah, I read it. I am "religious." Also, that is a perfectly okay thing to believe in :D (Yes, I know that which you are referring to)

I was 17 when I went to college.

" Hahaha nice! Nice to see a fellow psychologist messin' bout on the forums xD "
What a stupid ass excuse to "troll".
Anyway, I say you're still getting the boot, we'll see soon enough xD

Holy shit the admins are worse than a patch of mold.
I shouldn't waste my time on this, but I will, sadly.
First of all: hail the dark lord Inglip.
"Also, this is my 4th degree; I have degrees in Psychology, Physics and Mathematics from various institutions both in the UK and in Sweden."
No you don't. If you have photographical evidence, sure.
"Don't believe me; I care not. I just want to get to know you guys."
"Also, I'm not lying, not that I care whether you believe me or not, etc."
Pathetic.
Anyway, I'm going to a high school belonging to the best category out of 3 or 4 here in Germany, skipped one year, not bad grades, 70% of the classes are useless (soon it will be 77%), I hate everything and everyone and I have pretty damn good reasons.

@6Randy9

I can see that, and I would like you to tell me if you have any problems with me.

Nope, no problems :3

@everyone else
Thanks for your info, it is rather insightful to see it all.

@bildramer: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh what. It's not my fault they posted in this topic. I'm not going to delete or close it either, there's no point. This thread was directed at any specific individual and it's not all: WOW FUCK YOU
LOLOL AM SO TROLL !!!!

Thank you Lexsym.

Hey, you kids! Get off my damn lawn!

Bump.

Bump.

I'm 21. Haven't gone to college yet cause I suck at life. Wish I could add more but sadly that's how boring my life is.

That's a strong thing to say.. because you suck at life :/ ugh, at least you're planning on it?

College is pretty much highschool, but more drinking and tons more fun involved. Especially the drinking.

what bout the drugs, girl? can't forget the drugs.

unrelated lyrics from something i heard recently:

Ecstasy, cocaine and crack,
none of that,
I just smoke green while Chinese people eat your cat!

I do plan on it and although I know everybody is so quick to jump into the schooling right after high school, I didn't. Whether it be because I'd rather take it slow and figure out what I want to do with my life, or laziness, I still haven't. It's kind of looked down on in society now days to not go to school, especially at my age. But I'd rather not make the mistake of jumping into something I might not want to do for the rest of my life yet still end up in debt because of it, like I've seen so many others do. I think only 2 people in my entire family have ever gone to college, mainly due to financial restrictions.

And I'm not too much of a drinker now. I was when I was in high school, but kind of grew out of it (not saying it's an immature thing). I still drink occasionally, but not like I used to.

I come from a hella poor family, and only one person even tried to go to college thats from the main family, to be honest. she got a fucking bachelors and it qualified her to get a fucking minimum wage job at walmart. shes married with 3 kids. anyways, I go to a great high school and plan to go to a really good private college and I wont have to pay tuition because of financial aid/money off becaue of scores etc, and because im first generation college.. i wish you the best of luck, but also, you could go to college and not decide ur major for 2 years at some colleges.