(I'm unoriginal. ;D)
Simple: Make up a stupid answer responding to the post above. Below the answer, write a stupid question for someone else to answer. I'll start here:

Why is the number A have a tail?

BECAUSE ITS A LETTER!

Why am I not doin your mom?

because shes to sexy for you

Why am i a 9 year old playing games?

nvmd

Because it's summer.

Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Not summer vacation over here in new yourk

WHATS?

If an unstoppable force hits an immovable wall what happens?

The same thing that happens when somebody divides by zero.

Why is there clouds?

So that Al Gore can point to big spirals in the Gulf of Mexico and say it's Mans' fault.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie p-- an orgasm?

Depends how good you are ;) (on girls, idk bout guys :D)

Why is Borgore actually a pretty sub par dubstep producer.. who has a few songs with semi-funny, degrading lyrics?

Because dubstep fanboys think it's actually music.

Why do little boys think little girls have cooties (and vice-versa)?

Because they do...

and p.s., that doesn't actually answer my question in any way but you did get to throw in "omfg dubstep listeners are fan bois"

Why do people have gender crises's? ^ see above

Because they believe in mono-genders.

Why are people hatin' on chocolate?

Because regular candy just can't compare.

Why are white people in the midwest religious bigots?

Shut up faggot. I'm not religious, it's all aliens bro, aliens.

What if, ancient aliens created video games?

Then we'd know our creators really do love us.

What if you could turn into a little girl as long as you were all alone and nobody else could ever see or know you could turn into a little girl?

it would be lame
why does my name start with B?

Because you were thinking of naming yourself "Broseph Stalin"

If god exists, why doesn't god exist?

Sup moot.

Why is my cat ?

your cat is a rat
why did that ryhme

They both wear hats.

How come color smells funny?

because i'm corgi
why am i corgi

Because rainbows have gay anal sex.

Why does nobody want cheese flavored ice cream?

Because cheese and ice cream makes you fucking fat.

why are all americans fat

pineapples
Pineapples?

but the potato's.

how does the internet work?

It doesn't.
why are all americans fat

Because their best friend is McDonald's!
Why does there exist this thread?

cos its genius
why is 6randy9 so stupid

Because you're so clever.

Why ketchup doesn't taste good itself?