Alright, I'm not sure if outdated forum games are allowed here, but what the hey...

In this game, the objective is to appropriately screw up the wish made by the person who posted last, and then make one yourself.

For example:
Poster 1: "I wish for an anti-virus thats not fake, but works"
Poster 2: "You get Norton, which is the worst anti-virus ever. I wish my house was warmer"
Poster 3: "Your house burns down. I wish [etc etc etc]"

You get the idea.
Oh and remember, no flaming or overly offensive stuff, though that should be kinda obvious I guess.

Right, well seeing as I'm the first poster, I guess I'll start.

I wish that i had more upload speed.

You banned from all of the internet. I wish i was banned from the internet

You are forced to never sleep and are always on the internet.

I wish I had some good music to listen to.

You are forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black which is deemed good by little girls.
I wish I could manipulate fire.

you now listen to Rebecca black
i wish Friday didnt exist
(damn 36 sec before me :P)

i wish this thread had more posters
You now burned your house with the fire

Thread crashes and is lost because of overload of posters.

I wish I had the power to get any power I wanted.

u are stuck with the responsibilitys of god
i wish to be able to rule above god

You get the power to electrocute people and end up shocking your dick off while masturbating.

I wish I could have seen that.

(wow 4 seconds late)

bloos/pee splatters in your face.
i hope Lexsym locks this thread. please dont :P.

lexsym bans you and prevents you from seeing the thread.

i wish for a taco.

u get a taco without black beans
i wish i had a quesadia

You get molested by Mexicans for not knowing how to spell quesadilla.

II wish I had a job.

lol
you now work as a gas station worker
i wish i wasnt 9

You're 8. And if you really are 9 get off the internet before it ruins your brain.

I wish I could wake up as early as 5:30 AM without any trouble. I love seeing the sun rise.

You'll now no longer be able to sleep in past 5:30 ever again.

I wish the person I love loved me back ;_;

They do, but after you start dating, you find out they have a piss fetish.

I wish Kurt Vonnegut didn't die.

>implying that turns me off
Kurt Vonnegut comes back from the dead but he can't write anymore books for hipsters that actually read them.
I wish this thread would get deleted.

the thread is
i wish to be NYAN CAT

You become one and die of old age (cats live 16 years max).
I wish for the game to have no griefing.

Your favorite castle gets greifed after 5 hours of working, I wish everyone would go to
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Kittens

Wish granted but everyone is mentally scarred afterward.
I wish I could un-see that.....

You're now blind.

I wish someone would just come in my house and kill me.

Your house has been quarantined and you cannot be touched.

I wish I could see the future.

You just saw 2012 and suicided.
I wish this thread doesnt die.

You must now post every minute of your life.
I wish I was Kaede-Chan

Granted, Kaede-Chan wished to die so now you are dead.
I wish i was alexthecreeper

You are alex the creeper, unfortunately yogscast beat you to death and record it.
I wish i was more in touch with my spiritual side.

You're now a jesus freak and shunned by most of modern society.
I wish I had a newer phone. (I've got a shitty ass Juke)

You get a Motorola droid bionic.
I wish I had a pastrami sandwich