Religion doesn't require there to be a God/divine being. Sometimes it can be a set of morals that people are expected to follow to better their lives. And Satanism is usually misconstrued greatly, especially when most of the time people are referring to the LaVeyan sense, which is more about the "worship of yourself" rather than "Satan".

that blonde sucker from shanghai knights is in that film, too (not jackie chan)

i like mustaches

@StackOverflow i understand. Morgan Freeman is in 'Hawaii Crime Story', too!

roman catholic ftw

I have a pretty complex belief system, and i'm not going to explain the process, i'll just put it bluntly; god is an alien.

Scientologist. LOL

Dude, i find that like, highly offensive. Scientology is about a book made by some fucking retard and tom cruise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_religion
The summary of Scientology is ridiculous.

But scientology isn't a UFO religion, or at least not exclusively. The first "level" of their "belief" is all about aliens, it was written by a science fiction author what else would you expect. The next "level" is available for the low price of $50. I know people who fell for the face scientology put up and then couldn't join the church as they failed the credit check.

Anyways, to answer the OP, atheist.

I don't believe in anything. I don't know if that makes me an athiest or not, nor do I care enough to label my beliefs anyways, but yeah.

also @NinjaAlienRock GO AWAY

Scientology= funny creepypasta

Strong strongly gnostic atheist, anti-religious.

To clarify, I am an agnostic. A dyslexic agnostic. I spend much time pondering the existence of dog.

Christianity ftw.

@Bubbzo

lol.

Hey just sayin'. If there's no God, everyone dies, they all just stop existing, nothing happens, hooray. But if there IS a God, those who follow Him go to Heaven and those who don't go to Hell. It's kind of a lose-lose situation for atheists/agnostics don't you think?

go pastafarianism

@anacondaML
lol, how many followers did that end up with?

i have no fucking clue. i bought the book last year. interesting shit

Atheist

PineApples

I used to believe in pineapples.

@articicialbox, y u be hatin?

Christian

I believe in the Greek Gods

I believe in nothing
Not the end and not the start
I believe in nothing
Not the earth and not the stars
I believe in nothing
Not the day and not the dark
I believe in nothing
But the beating of our hearts
I believe in nothing
One hundred suns until we part
I believe in nothing
Not in sin and not in God
I believe in nothing
Not in peace and not in war
I believe in nothing
But the truth and who we are

@NinjaAlienRock Maybe in a couple years you can read your posts and see why they anger me.

He won't know what you're talking about. Poor grammar, overuse of emoticons, atrocious spelling... kids these days.

It's all the result of what texting has done to our kids.
"What was that, what did you say to me? That's crazy!"
turns into
"wat??? r u talkin 2 me??? XDXDXDXD lolololol ur a faget"

Aethist.

Oh you.