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#26099 DuTchEr95 Member Posted 13 years ago |
Well, living in South London for several years has certainly given me several stories worth telling. Here's one of them. Its about 10pm in winter, so it's cold and dark as fuck. I'm with 3 other people, 2 bros and girl that bro picked up. So, anyway, we strolling to train station and we lost, but instead of stopping to think about where the fuck we are going, we just keep walking. We end up walking down the blackest street of black town, shits everywhere, signs got fucking bullet holes in. But, because of how fucktardstupid my bros are, they decide to keep walking, but, I turn around and see about 8+ hooded guys all on bikes at the bottom of the road, tell friends, friend say "Ignore them and they will just pass", I go "OK HERPADERPA". They eventually get to us, get off bikes and start shouting some shit, I don't speak African so I have no fucking clue what they are talking about, so carry on ignoring and walking. They following us now, and then I see one of them pull something out of his pocket, NOPENOPENOPE.jpg, next thing I know, they had grabbed bro on my left and demanded his phone and wallet and shit, he says "no". Stupidest fucker I have ever known in my life. They keep shouting shit, but he responds with "no, fuck u". At this point, I was wondering how to stop bleeding from a stab wound, but instead of attacking him, they dragged him towards this house. He keep telling them to GTFO, but no, these motherfuckers dragged his shit towards the house. My hearts pounding now, I turn to my other friends, and the girl is still there, clutching on to my arm, but my other bro had run the fuck out, so I was basically alone to help my friend. They had him inside now, and had slammed the door shut, I ran towards the house, it was a small house, and most of the windows were boarded up, I had shat my pants by now and I was slowly walking up the pathway. I tried to look through the translucent glass but I couldn't see any thing. So had Braveheart moment, went for the door handle, turned it, I opened the door get on the floor |
#26108 machete don't text Posted 13 years ago |
Are you sure you're not from west philly? |
#26188 Fat Idiot Ante Posted 13 years ago |
Discovering Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black. |
#26208 Pie is Good Member Posted 13 years ago |
Laying face down over a puddle of my own blood + massive shards of glass with only my arms and legs to keep me from getting Skewered on some of it. |
#26219 Exile doux élitiste Posted 13 years ago |
One time I was in the house when somebody decided to kick my back door in. I was scared and grabbed a big knife, but nobody was there. I still called the police though. |
#26251 Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) Imageboard Moderator Posted 13 years ago |
One time I watched Stephen Hawking piss off Chuck Norris in a rap battle. It was scary. Now Stephen Hawking can't move except for his pinky and eyes. |
#26267 YourMom *BANNED*Gregarious Posted 13 years ago |
I CHECKED THE SERVERS LIST RIGHT NOW AND THERE WAS THIS MAN STRETCHING HIS ANUS WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN OH I AM GOING TO STOP PLAYING AOS!!!!!!!!! |
#26302 سيروا تقودو يا ولاد القحاب Devas Posted 13 years ago |
^very useful if they have a gun. - larslolxz This was based on the assumption that the intruders didn't know OP was there. Also, |
#26578 Master Paradox Member Posted 13 years ago |
I had to fight a bear once, i won but the bear died. |
#26583 Noire Member Posted 13 years ago |
I nearly drowned in a pool one time. I slipped when i was wading through it. Also, Camp Waseega. (All of the girls were like OMG and all the guys like ;o;(Except me of course), I'm serious.) Apparently some dude was walking around the camp and had bad intentions for everyone. |
#26584 SpazDragon1397 (コバルト) The Badass Pony Posted 13 years ago |
Sometimes the man that lives in our basement knocks on the door that comes up from the laundry room and it scares me a lot. Also people that wear really expensive name brand clothing scare me. |
#26586 Kanye Hipster Posted 13 years ago |
Do you buy your clothes from a thrift store like I do, Kanye? |
#26588 Kaede-chan (かえでーちゃん) Imageboard Moderator Posted 13 years ago |
Would the man that is living in your basement be you kanye? Cause you seem like a basement dweller. |
#26595 Noire Member Posted 13 years ago |
fuck double post |
#26600 Noire Member Posted 13 years ago |
@machete |
#26612 PineApples The PineApples Posted 13 years ago |
I get all my sweaters from thrift stores. @Noire No, his name is stuart and he's about 65 or something. |
#26615 Kanye Hipster Posted 13 years ago |
I just realized my double post got double doubles |
#26616 Noire Member Posted 13 years ago |
^ You are so cool. |
#26709 6Randy9 Member Posted 13 years ago |
I ain't scared from many things, but, one time I was alone at home and somebody started to ring the doorbell, I'm like 12 and I got full head of horror movies and then I start imagine stuff.. |
#26731 MadDog Member Posted 13 years ago |
That was the biggest internet tough guy story I've ever read. Big guy comes to the door "Is your dad home?" "No, but if you want I can give you a blowjob while you wait for him to come home" "What the fuck kid? Cut that shit out before I kick your ass to last week." "OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY, JUST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND DON'T HURT ME, I'M GOING TO GO AND HIDE WITH MY CHIHUAHUA IN HER DOG HOUSE" |
#26735 Master Paradox Member Posted 13 years ago |
The scariest thing would have to be i was swimming once and I found a king snake or a coral snake in the water, i picked and it opening its mouth and extended its fangs, it was an oh shit moment and I ended up throwing it back into the water just in time for a hawk or an eagle to swoop down and grab it. I didn't get bit so it doesn't matter what it was. |
#26752 Noire Member Posted 13 years ago |
@ Master Paradox |
#26791 MadDog Member Posted 13 years ago |
@Devas DAMN YOU! i looked up GNAA The Last Measure and even after i read what it was, my curiosity got the better of me >:( |
#28231 rastamonkee Member Posted 13 years ago |
You looking at gay porno, boy? |
#28241 Fat Idiot Ante Posted 13 years ago |
YOU'RE A GAYY BOIII NAOW! /asian accent |
#28288 6Randy9 Member Posted 13 years ago |
About 4 years ago in my school i was sent out of my class (I was in the 7th grade at the time) by my teacher to get some markers and while i was making my way to the school stationary a huge boom was heard and the whole ground rather the whole school building shook. Windows shattered above me and i fell down. Suddenly everyone in the school started coming out. The teachers were trying to get everyone to walk out of the school in an "orderly manner". As the teachers were gathering the students we saw the cause of the incident. Right outside the school gate a huge fire was seen and a thick cloud of smoke was erupting from a car. Then gun fire was heard near the gate and then the same explosion as before took place . Then again and again till it ended after the sixth time. Everything near the 400 meter blast radius was obliterated. About five people died that day. All of them were guards. I can recall all of these things now but back then i couldn't think at all during this incident all i could do was feel my heart thump against my chest for a full half an hour. |
#28295 maelstrom Member Posted 13 years ago |
What country do you live in maelstrom? |
#28297 Drewgon13 SMG supporter Posted 13 years ago |
I live in Pakistan |
#28300 maelstrom Member Posted 13 years ago |
WHen i was doing a ding dong ditch prank with my friends and one of my idiotic friends threw a water balloon at a guys car and the alarm went off |
#28306 asher418 Modder/Shader Posted 13 years ago |
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