I'm in my hot tub and I'm itchy. Well my shoulders and up are. They've dried out an audio die died Heidi I'm itchy. Apparently that's what my iPhone though I should type instead of randomly letters.

Okay cool.

Do you want to get in the hot tub with me, Lexsym?

I'm in the hot tub right now with the lights and keys going while music plays from my iPhone through the built in stereo.

Sounds pretty hot, can I join you?

Why yes it is pretty warm. It's set to 100 degrees. However, after an hour and a half of loneliness, I decided to get out.

Ouch you shouldn't sit in there for so long, you could get heat stroke. It happened to me when I sat in the hot tub for 3 hours and when I got home, I collapsed on the floor in the kitchen randomly while fixing myself a sammich.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, NOBODY BREAKS THE RULES ON MY WATCH

wait wait wait: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0
>on my watch
>my watch
>watch
>in that time period
Why has nobody pointed this out yet?

On his watch, as in, his time period that he's staying on watch. Watch being an action, by a person called a Watchman.

2/10, Noire. I thought you were more clever than that.

It's like saying: "Not on my shift!"

Also, I was drinking milk, and juice out there. I was GONNA jump in the swimming pool, but it was in the dark, and it was cold.

>Watchmen
>in that time period
Disregard that, if there are lizard people then there must be blue penis.

Hmm... I wish I was there so you wouldn't have to be so lonely. I'm lonely too, and rarely get to hang out with anybody, since I have no friends.

We could drink juicy milkshakes and swim and hug eachother.

@Noire: Not sure what you're referencing there, but it sounds kinky.

WAH! What are we going to do in the hot tub?

Splash =3

Well, I say we should give Lexy a massage. You get her shoulders, I'll get her feet.

Make some stew in the hot tub

It's obviously a hot tub time machine.

I haven't seen that movie yet.

:S

Hey lokiamis, you sent soup back in time and it some how became this

we need to know this information because? :D

Because it's off-topic. I don't see the problem here.

WAH! What are we going to do in the hot tub?

Splash =3

I laughed ahaha.

Also Kaede-chan: Juicy Milkshakes would taste gross... I was drinking milk first, then Juice after I finished my milk.

>some reason buy that regular green monster energy drink
>and some peanut m&ms
>it's like i really just brushed my teeth and drank orange juice.
Never again

Oh, well I had these really weird Japanese drinks that were milk but with fruit juice in the milk, and they were really good. It had like apple juice mixed with milk.

But we can drink milk and then juice if you want.

@Noire: Have you ever had the Nitrous Monsters? Those are really good.

>not drinking morning rescue
I seriously hope you guys don't do that

Over use of ">" detected, administrating ban.

What if I only drink water because I'm a boss?

THIS JUST IN ACTIVISION CEO BOBBY KOTICK IS IN A MOVIE CALLED MONEYBALL AND A GUY IS ASKING HIM FOR MONEY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inEVDYptNT8

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Hey you, stop that.

I apologize from the bottom of my heart, Lord Kaede-chan.

Miss is fine.