Why do courts set bail so ridiculously high? Quarter of a million dollars just so you don't have to sit in jail while they send your case to trial? What the fuck? Million dollar bail? Who has the money to meet that kind of bail? And just so they don't have to sit in jail? I mean shit, a million dollars should just be atonement for your crime. Just doesn't make any sense to me at all.

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Pokemon should have ended with gold and silver. Deal with it.

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The McDonalds near where I live charges for condiments, even ketchup packets. It's the only one in town that does this, and it's managed by some Filipino/Malaysian guy. It's bullshit, I can't order a Hot'n'Spicy and ask for ranch substitute instead of mayo without getting charged an extra 25¢. It's substituting one sauce for another, and they charge for it. Fucking jews.

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The Netflix Instant Watch page was royally screwed up a couple weeks ago, and now browsing for movies to watch takes 10x longer than it used to. You can't even e-mail Netflix to complain about it, you have to call. Everybody hates it, if you don't believe me, google it.

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Why is thinking of nicknames for pokemon so difficult? I can sit there for 20 minutes trying to think of one. I even browse baby name sites looking for decent nicknames. What is a good name for a Paras? I named my Charmander "Ryuu".

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Fuck Megavideo. "72 minutes of video watched, please wait 72 minutes to watch more, or subscribe!" Go fuck yourself, Megavideo, and everyone who hosts videos on Megavideo. Seriously.

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People who get butthurt about racism, "white guilt", and people who think "nigger" is a bad word. See, you have respectable, normal, successful black people, like president Obama. Then you have niggers. Just like there are regular upstanding white people, and then there are rednecks/white trash, etc. Oh goodness, you said "jews" you must be a neonazi fascist. (By the way, jews aren't a race of people. It's a religion. Get your facts straight.)

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It's okay for Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle to say "cracker" on daytime national TV, actually, it's downright hilarious! But it's not okay, at all, for anybody with white skin to say the word "nigger" on TV. This has always intrigued me.

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The race questions on job applications. They always want to know: "Are you hispanic or latino?" and I find it a little odd that the options are: Hispanic or Latino, white (not hispanic or latino), black (not hispanic or latino), etc etc. Is that hinting at some sort of qualification? I mean, looking at the workforce here in Las Vegas, NV, it sure looks like it. I almost feel like I can't get a job here unless I speak two languages!

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Breeding for the correct nature + ability + gender on a pokemon is next to impossible. Oh and then there are IVs. Good thing I don't breed for those. Fuck abilities and natures, they ruined the series.

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Unskippable cutscenes on vidya. WHY.jpg

> Fucking jews

Oops, you're a fucking racist!

>Megavideo
>Watch 25 minutes
>You've watched 72 minutes

Why the hell is metang/metagross so DAMN hard to catch?
I recently finished my unova team, and I noticed that metang was the hardest catch I'd made.
Also, reshiram/zekrom are bullshit legendaries. The whole end of the game was bullshit. First off, reshiram is SO EASY to catch. Also, I'm not using a fire type against zekrom. Bullshit. That's why I caught an excadrill. One hit. Where's your epic faceoff now?

I hate how nearly EVERY shirt that I want to buy ends up having an ugly ass logo on it somewhere. I just want something to cover myself with. I pay for your damn clothing, I shouldn't need to be a walking advert, complete with your ugly, outrageous icons.

Also, if a female could tell me how this works: excessive drama. Very often when I see females doing some social interaction, there's SO much freaking drama. All freaking out over the smallest damn things, not just letting it go and carrying on with your intentions. Why can't it be straightforward? Why can't people mean business? I understand that people converse for fun, but really, if a conversation's unpleasant, walk the f*ck away. They're not worth your time.

Well, that's some things off the top of my head.

We'll interview you, but not hire you, just to waste as much of your time as possible.

Doodrgn, Giant Chasm?

I caught about 10 metang and a couple of metagross there.
They aren't hard to catch just use a timer ball.

Edit: I'm going back to bad after I rewatch Durarara!! 25

lol I never use those

I was using a bunch of dusk balls at night, ended up catching metang with an ultra
pretty difficult, I did use 30+ balls
and yes giant chasm

Spam something to freeze them. Ice beam won't do much damage to a metang. Get them down to 1 hp using false swipe. 1 hp frozen, good luck NOT catching it.

You deserve to die, if you spend about 15 minutes trying to catch one after about 30 turns and not using the timer ball.

I have only ever had to use a timer ball to catch Groudon and Rayquaza.

I've never used a timer ball, strangely

>Not calling Kyurem Sub-Zero or naming your Volcorana Mothra.
>Not calling Tyranitar Godzilla
>Actually listening to anything /vp/ gives a shit about

I got groudon with a great ball and kyogre with a pokeball, most of the time iI caught Rayquaza in around 3-10 ultraballs.

I don't usually give my pokemon nicknames.
Tornadus was a waste of time, I don't use legendaries anyway, and it looked stupid so I named him gay balls

Lets not let this turn into a pokeyman thread.

But just so you know, never use legendaries on your team. Just looks bad.

My team right now is samurott, hydreigon, volcarona, metagross, eelektross, excadrill

I built it with their types and moves so no matter what I'm up against, I've got a pokemon to counter its type.

Actually using legendaries is for little kids. As soon as I caught reshiram I stashed its ass in the pc

I use Gameshark and use Master Ball to catch Missingno.

hardcore

I've never used any of my master balls. I just think I'd look pathetic if someone saw me send out anything in a master ball. I catch my monsters like a man

All of mine live in pokeballs, since they're all bred.

>Why do courts set bail so ridiculously high?
It's actually a racket. You get a bail-bonds man to put up 9/10th of it, and you or your family/friends put up the rest. The problem is bail bond offices don't have to pay if you don't run away, don't pay if you do run away, and get to charge you for the 9/10th's if you do run away.
Or something like that, I don't really remember.
>(By the way, jews aren't a race of people. It's a religion. Get your facts straight.)
It's an ethnicity as well as a religion. Einstein was an ethnic Jew, but not a believer of Judaism.
>Are you hispanic or latino?
This isn't checking if you are bilingual. The problem is that Hispanic/Latino is not a race, it is an ethnicity. You can be a White Hispanic or a Black Hispanic (or a lot of other things). This is the reason that I Love Lucy wasn't the first onscreen interracial couple, they were both white.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Like how in Resident Evil 5 everybody got butthurt cause 90% of the zombies were black and the game took place in fucking africa for christ sake. If the game was based in the US and everybody was white, there would be no problems at all.

You know what really grinds my gears? The TV channel, G4. They used to have shows that were about video games, but now all they have is shitty reality shows (Cops, Cheaters, etc.). I mean they still have XPlay, but it isn't as good as it used to be.

u guys play pokemon.,......STILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean still have gameboys and ds's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh when i used to play it i had lv 100 every thing and about 400 hundered poke mon in the fricken pc

in Australia, "Ketchup" is called "Tomato Sauce" :D

does anyone else have a boner?

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guys whats the best pokemon game?

Pokemon Vagina Pink was a good one.
The only Pokemon you can catch are Krabby and Grimer.

Why is Pokemon a constantly discussed game on forums for games with nothing in common?

Because everybody plays it.