Have YOU ever had a jackhammer, but DIDN'T feel its range was long enough? A shovel, but it was too SLOW?

Introducing: THE SMG! With a block destruction rate of up to 2.5 BPS! (Blocks per Second), it MELTS AWAY buildings like forts and bridges! And with a cartridge size that can destroy 10 blocks at once, and a recharge time of 3 seconds, you're set to melt face! (off of buildings. This tool is not meant to be used against humans. Please refrain from doing so.)

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The SMG is really hard to greif with unless you're up close. You might as well use the rifle if you want to greif from range.

It beats the pickaxe in block per second if you do it right. Pickaxe is around 1 block/second, this is 10/7 BPS when you aim properly.

Plus you can bring the burst up to 19 blocks (using the base) if you do it right.

I really like the SMG, I have had a lot of fun with it so far.

"It beats the pickaxe in block per second if you do it right. Pickaxe is around 1 block/second, this is 10/7 BPS when you aim properly."

Judging from how everyone and their mothers are complaining about the recoil and their inability to aim with the SMG, you don't need to worry.

I can hit around 8 in 1 second from a close range. it may not be legitimately ranged, but 6-8 blocks away is enough to be considered short-ranged (but not melee like the pickaxe)

If you stand on the base, you only need to let go for a split second to reload up to full, making the destruction capacity at 5/3 blocks per second.

The perfect tool in any griefer's arsenal!!!

SMG spamming from the tent is worse than 'nade spamming from the tent was. Hallway was idiotic, and I imagine maps like bridgewars and mesa which have highly elevated tents are going to get dug out worse than they do with 'nade spam.

I'm sure ben will lower the destruction rate in the next update.