When my cat was a baby i used to lick my fingers and groom its fur since it didnt have a mom to do it

I'm a scaly.

That's freaking sad

Back when I had a fish, I used to eat its food

Instead of looking for a job, I do nothing, because I already know it's pointless.

Does that qualify?

thats just being lazy... :/

@Kaede-chan Something tells me you're not alone on that.

Well it took my mom like 6 months to get a temporary job that she's about to lose in a couple weeks.

And she was applying like every day, AND has like 15-20 years experience. I have no experience. I even ask minimum wage only and still never get hired, so it's like fuck it.

Similar thing happened with my dad. He just recently got a job after being laid off for about two years. Also, you're a mod on the imageboard aren't you? That's job. :D

Moved to Off-Topic

Kaede, I'll send you this link if you think it'll help?

As far as weird things nobody else does? I collect pdf files of 100+ year old science books :)

I enjoy the smell of my sweaty armpits.

This is so boring post some nasty shit >.<

If you want nasty shit go to 4chan instead.

Alexus' avatar.

Also,

Alice: Madness Returns.

I act happy and smile even tho I hate everyday being alive on this world.

I pleasure myself to AoS.

O.o

I act happy and smile even tho I hate everyday being alive on this world. . (kiddin)

I'm not kidding.

Oh Lexy.... ;_;

hmm.... @Lexsym

That sounds grim... have you ever committed a rape, or maybe a good old fashion flogging.... ya know, someone who really doesnt deserve it?. . (kiddin)
That will surely get your spirits up... others misfortune is the best medicine, and the best way to make sure it works is to administer it yourself.

I'm not kidding

I don't think Lexy is the schadenfreude type.

Those are just like our griefers. They hate their lives, so they take it out on others.

lmao, well put

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Reminds me

sup

I make fun of little kid's shows pr0n wise...

I've got two college degrees and still don't get a second look from employers... I've gotta get out of this town lol (Off topic kinda)

Oh, and I guess for the topic, sometimes I cut the calluses off of my fingers to keep guitar playing comfortable. I find that doing this makes them smoother, and thus makes sliding around the neck/strings faster, for me anyway lol

Blankposts.

and then they come out and sell them

@Lexsym
You poor thing, you must really hate yourself. Come here, ill give you a hug. *Hugs*

hmmm, weird thing...
I once ate mold by accident.

Lets just say I knew what is internet porn many years before you knew what it is.
Kind of addicted to it until my parents saw me watching it and then I also learned what is actualy porn. So my "detoxification" was prety fast.
By the way adolf I'l try to do it the first chance I have, after all you know how much I enjoy burning in ovens like all other jews you jackass. If you would not suicide like a pussy before the Soviets got to you, you would have been hanged by your ass with a hook, while drowning in the piss of Stalin and eaten alive by a Russian crocodile.