Come join our Ace of Spades clan, Assault System Security!

Think you got what it takes to be an ASShole?
Looking for a clan?
Come over to http://ass-spades.forumotion.com/ and join the party.

Plus, clan members receive a special ASS Skin pack!
Complete with Tools, Weapons, And Player.

Our clan, btw, is [ASS]

I cannot express with words the amount of dumb in those two posts, so an image will have to suffice.

I have to give it to you... you made me smile...

But then, damn son...

All that aside.

Join up. We do random shit on random servers.

lol

I already do random shit on random servers with random people for random reasons.

edit: and I'm allready an asshole

This thread made me LoL.

@Hodor: Yeah, just played with you on Tom's server (and got schooled a few times. Ow).

@Lock: Clans are silly groups for people who either (a): can't remember their friends' names and need tags to remind them, or (b): don't have any friends in the first place. (b) is more common, since most clan-starters are CoD kiddies (and I'm betting you are too). Sorry, that's just how it is.

@1337101 not necessarily although yes some clans are from Cock of Duty its just so that some people want to do stuff with friends without using skype or something like that.

I personally want a group of people who would enjoy participating in squad tactics to a certain point, follow directions consistently and effectively, and are a rather good shot. Maybe 4-5 people. But a clan? Nah, I don't think I'm interested in a horde of kids all dicking around on a server trying to be "hardcore FOR TEH LULZ." That's not my cup of tea, thank you.

@A_Shark: Same. Groups will form fluidly in-server from some of the non-troll players. If players on a map really want to group up to do something, they will. No clans neccessary.

Well, to be honest, we aren't all that you think we are.
We're not "HURR CAW-A-DOOTY" kids, we're not some people who think we're internet badasses.

and @A_Shark
We DO organize in those tactics you speak of. We have guidelines and enforce teamwork. But we also like to just play around with each other, because we're friends.
Its just a group of friends always accepting new ones.

@1337101
@kaede-chan
Once again you have to make fun of call of duty to prove your point huh is that what everybody does makes fun of a game cause they don't like it or the user base?? this games user base is getting worse everyday because they make fun of others and still act like they're not bad most of the people here are from 4chan reddit or freaking runescape, minecraft damn noone will leave call of duty alone i understand you don't like then just don't talk about it.
@Lock I would like to join your clan not just for the lulz cause you sound like a cool dude

Anyone and Everyone is welcome here at Assault System Security. All you have to do is join the forums and put [ASS] in your ingame name.
I never intended the group to be based on "for the lulz"
So thank you for calling me cool.

>Runescape
Nothing but botters, scammers, and people who don't even play the game anymore.
Read: Grindfest

>Minecraft
Autism: The Game

>Reddit
Speaks for itself.

>4chan
Is dead

>Call of Duty
I'm twelve years old, scream into the microphone when I get killed, and yell "pwnd noobzorz" every time I get a kill. People always wonder why nobody takes this game (and everybody who plays it) seriously anymore. I just can't think of why. It's so awesome!

I, to be honest, have never purchased a Call of Duty game in my life. I've played my brothers blackops, and sucked horribly.
Not only that but the players are rude and annoying, and I don't care much for the fanbase.

@kaede-chan you can only find rude players if your going to talk randomly trust me who talks anyway. no one says that stuff trust me. you got all the others right but if you don't like don't talk about it easy right but as soon as some one suggest something it is Call of duty this and call of duty that you know?

@lock cool you don't have to like it most of the people who play are bored and just use it to get their minds off of things. oh I joined your forums. what severs do ASS play on

most of the people who play are bored and just use it to get their minds off of things

These are the exact same people who grief AoS.
AKA
Your favorite game's userbase.

1not my favorite game
2I don't know lots of people grief for different reasons not just because they are bored but JUST FOR LULZ

ASS plays on random servers, mostly pinpoints, faceoffs, and hallways.
The forums will have updates on which servers we'll be on when.

okay

I forgot to mention, on top of the forums, we also have a skype group.
If you have a skype and are in the group, just add me.

Im everykeysenemy on skype.

The skype group gets up close and personal info on updates, soon to be announced stuff before it is officially announced, and to just overall discuss things.

It's good enough for a small game.

And I'm not saying that because I have some position of power in the clan.

Nope.

Not at all.

http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/16/63/41/40/epic10.png A little advertising doesn't hurt.
Every now and then you might see a map that we've tagged.

This is the only clan i've considered joining.

Well Feel Free to join.
The more, the merrier.

As a co-founder of [ASS], I approve this topic.

We might be hosting a server soon, maybe not.
The details are slightly iffy.

good luck :D