How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?(say that ten times fast)

I would say if a woodchuck could literally "chuck" wood, I would say he would only be able to chuck a 2-pound piece of wood, seeing as a woodchuck would probably be a bird. What about you?

I was bored just go with it. Are birds really strong or weak?

EDIT: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BIRDS FROM ANGRY BIRDS IN THIS POST, bro those birds are tough.

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A woodchuck isn't a bird.

It's another term for a groundhog, an American burrowing rodent. Seeing as they usually only weigh somewhere around three kilos, I'd say one kilo (a little more than two pounds) is too much to ask.

I have a better question: How much wood could a wood chuck ckuck, if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

ya about a kilo is good, i really didnt know that,but a ground hog is a burrowing rodent as you said, so would it not have strong arms so I would say about 2 kilos of wood.

@GT read above

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk

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No he should chew old ones that people throw away

Uh not touching that one...

baker's dozen

depends on the gauge

lol

~362 cubic cm, according to a 1995 study.

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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood it would.

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