1.) When you lag, and fall through a completely solid object, and die.

2.) When you think the enemy's aim sucks because it looks like their bullets are
flying 500 feet above your head, when really they're like 1 pixel away from being a headshot, so you decide to ignore it, and get assraped (headraped rather)"

3.) You build the perfect hiding spot, and while you're building it someone walks by, and as soon as you're done, you can't find and snipe them anymore.

4.) (continuation of 3) you wait for 5 minutes in the hiding spot, decide to move out, and as soon as you do, their hole team decides to move to that area.

5.) People having serious conversations about basically turning Ace of Spades into Call of Duty: Minecraft Edition

6.) The feeling you get when you can hear tons of people digging to the intel, but you just can't find them. Then you see red letters say "Jackfuckbastardhead has [your team]'s Intel!", but you still can't find them, even when you burrow into the hole they made

7.) Dodge bullets from 5 people, get to a safe spot, feel badass. You decide to burrow into the ground to take further shelter, get shot.

8.) Getting votekickd for having an aimbot (We all have them)

9.) When your entire team is full of Deuces (not the 'I'm too lazy to change my name' Deuces, the 'how i chgne nm 4 gaim?' ones), and their entire team has people with scores of 70+

10.) You're building something you think is epic, someone from the other team kills you and destroys it.

11.) getting an airstrike, dying without using it.

12.) getting shot at while in a sniping spot, move into a nice safe spot for about 5 minutes, hoping they've given up waiting for you to come back out, go back out, get shot immediately.

13.) People bitching about the SMG's aim because they can't snipe you from 3 coordinates away

14.) When your tent spawns and is aligned with the coordinate grid lines, so you can't see it.

15.) Dying in front of the the CP with the intel, enemy digs it into ground and guards it visciously for 10 minutes.

16.) People who refer to mods as hacks

17.) People trolling your team, so you're the only one fighting.

18.) Your whole team stays behind to build a huge prettiful rainbow house. You're the only one fighting.

19.) People beg you not to shoot them when they're on the opposite team on a War Server.

20.) Getting typkilled

21.) Typekilling someone, starting to type a message to brag about it, getting typekilled.

22.) When you build the intel onto a tower you think is nearly impregnable, the enemy burrows underneath and digs it down.

23.) Accidentally switching teams when you decide to put punctuation in your messages.

24.) Getting the most badass streak you've ever gotten in your entire time playing Ace of Spades, feel bold, try to rush the enemy, only to find out you're out of ammo.

25.) Shooting people, and swearing on your soul that you headshotted them, only to find out you disconnected from the server.

26.) When you get done pwning a ton of enemies from the perfect sniping spot, and you hear a grenade get prepared to get thrown; you try to move away but still die.

27.) Seeing an enemy just far enough away to have a grenade thrown at them; prep grenade to be thrown, throw it far in the distance, they're right in front of you.

28.) When you join a server and everyone else leaves because the game ended.

29.) Komrades (Just kidding ;D)

30.) Aiming at an enemy for 5 seconds to get the perfect shot, miss, they barely pepper you with 2 SMG bullets, you die.

31.) Throwing a grenade in an area, swearing that enemies were just there, and going in to see where the hell they went. You go in deep. They're right behind you.

32.) When you get the intel and an enemy perfectly spawns within no-scope radius behind you.

33.) When people get the intel and don't return it, and the server has teamkilling turned off.

34.) Score: 4/5-4/5 Enemy has your intel, and you shoot them in the torso twice, meaning they're dead in one more shot. You follow them, and finally get close enough to kill them right in front of their CP. You get shot.

35.) When people votekick for no reason.

36.) People who ask if there are airstrikes on a vanilla server

37.) vanilla servers

38.) When a server you love is up, you refresh the page to find out that it was up 10 hours ago, and now it's not.

39.) Seeing your favorite map on a server, join, it's not the map you wanted. Leave, and refresh the page. You now know why.

40.) Having to explain vanilla teamkilling

41.) See #5

42.) Getting a record amount of kills in a few minutes, see someone else log on and get the same amount faster.

43.) When people airstrike in the most retarded spot ever.

44.) getting spawnkilled

45.) On your screen it looks like you're perfectly hidden, but in actuality, your gun is sticking out.

46.) See #5

47.) Waiting 5 minutes for a game to load, coming in to the most asshurt map you've ever seen.

48.) There's no good servers up.

49.) Being a badass and walking a group of people to the intel, see 3 die in front of you, try to run, you're next.

50.) When someone asks where you are, you type your coordinates, get shot, and then you have to type "Actually, I'm dead."

I didn't mention griefing because everyone hates it, we all know we hate it.

1 - 48) Children of this generation
49) Dubstep
50) I ran out of A&W. FUCK MAN
51) America

Yeh... godda hate that wubstep.

Let's see... Mostly just idiots make me rage. Oh and evangelicals and militant atheists, and any legislature that has anything to do with putting religion in public schools.

So yeah, pretty much all of America. I hate this country. I wish I was born in Japan.

Build huge, complex system of tunnels with multiple places to shoot from. Alt tab out, when you come back you have lagged into the shitty exposed bunker below you.

I cant think of many more right now, im a bit drunk and i generally dont rage.

@Kaede I was mostly referring to things in AoS that make you rage :P I don't really like Japan, even if I wasn't religious I'd still find alot of that stuff immoral (panty vending machines? wtf?)

I'd rather have just been born into a tribalist community. I hate being a nature pansy.

EDIT: I dislike people who obsess over the Japanese btw e.e., but mainly the ones who are obsessed just because of anime, and would have otherwise never been interested if they'd never seen nerutoe n oxy clean bleach.

If you're Japanese/Asian yourself, I guess it doesn't really bug me. Just seems kind of pointless to be so fixated on a culture that's not your's.

But this is only in the case that you like the Japanese just because of anime, and or you're not Asian yourself :P.

To be fair, you posted this in Off-Topic, and not General Gameplay, and your thread title didn't say "Things ingame that make you rage" or whatever.

The only thing that makes me rage about this game is the lack of registration that allows griefers and children to run around basically unchecked.

And I'm very white. I'm a weeaboo. I wish I was born in grorious Nippon with master-race intelligence, but I screwed up on character creation, chose the wrong everything on accident. I need to contact the admin of Outside™ and see if he can set me up with a free re-roll on the Japanese server.

+Going to the weight room and having to wait for the douchebags to get the f**k out of the way so I can actually get something done. Sitting in front the of the damn mirror or in font of the racks doesn't help anything.

Also, the ones who either take the weights and don't put them back or leave an insane amount on the bars confounds me. Yeah, everyone can bench 350+ lbs, so you can just leave that there. Let's not forget those who don't know a damn thing about hygiene either, that's just great, right??

+Walking into a guitar store, seeing this guy... every time. Jesus.

+Generally, I can't stand music majors. 98% of the one's I've come across are stuck up pricks. Go shove your flute and play me a tune in E major, jackass!

(AoS Related)
+Join an AoS Server, teams are even, join green, instantly becomes 30 vs. you and an idle deuce. Dammit all to hell.

I don't like this country either, but I love my state. F**k yeah Texas.

50? You expect me to come up with fifty things?

I hate it when you're trying to erase something with a pencil eraser and the eraser is almost run out so the metal part scrapes across the paper instead, leaving a permanent, ugly gray mark.

I also hate it when I'm writing some code, and I misplace one bracket, so the entire program breaks and I have to search for such a long time to find out where I got rid of that fucking }

Yeah I hate when that happens too, Doodrgn. Just remember to keep everything commented until it's finished, and have several backups that you can save over once an hour or so, so you don't lose too much progress if something goes haywire.

Also, showers. I hate having to dry my hair after getting out.

Yeah this thread is not gameplay go crazy

Hypocritical girls that overreact about things too much.

Spengbab how much hair do you have, it's not too much of a hassle for me

I hate when I'm sanding something, then I don't notice but it gets progressively less effective until nothing's happening, and it takes me a while to realize that I should change the paper and I feel like a dumbass

I check out a book from the library, enjoying it, then all of a sudden DOGEARS. DOGEARS EVERYWHERE. Would it kill to stick some scrap paper in there?

Melted wax spills. Total pain in the ass, had to go at it for 20 minutes with a hairdryer last time

Answer cell phone, spam

Be watching YouTube, video loads completely, it just freezes and I have to refresh.

Windows update. Windows freaking update. It made me restart my machine 3 times in a day once, each restart taking 30+ minutes. Would it be such a pain for Microshaft to include a changelog so I at least know what they're pumping into my rig?

The admin of Outside™ just needs to lower the females' Standards stat, and raise their Lust stat. That might increase the prevalence of STDs though, so it could be an imbalanced patch.

@Doodrgn
Explain the whole dogears thing, you got me interested lol.

And wax spills for me are easy to clean up. Let them harden and then scrape them up. They usually just pop right up and you dont gotta scrape a lot.

MICROSOFT KNOWS ALL, DONT THINK JUST UPDATE. JUST UPDATE.

Try spilling wax on carpet and then say it's easy to clean up. Personally, I prefer saving all that hot candle wax for my skin, I love the sensation of it, and then peeling it all off.

It's medium-long at the moment.

And hot wax doesn't hurt, for some strange reason.

@Kaede
I think secretly all womens lust stats are plenty high, at least in my experience.
Their pms per second needs to be lowered a tad as well.

Oh and check my thread on /d/, in response to the verification.
http://www.ace-spades-imageboard.com/d/res/107.html#i110

Didnt think about carpet, that would be a total bitch. I have wood floors and tile so i dont have that issue. Thatts kinky, though a bit odd to do alone but to each their own.

If it's an older copy, every other page of the book will have a really weakening fold on the corner. Some people even go as far to fold down the corner way further than they need to, so if it does come off the page is missing words.

And yes, it is pretty easy to scrape up wax, I meant on more delicate surfaces that you're afraid to scratch. Also if it dries on your carpet you're screwed

And it does unsettle me how Macrohard is such a huge corporation and everyone's just brainwashed by all their bullcrap. But, I'm not an elitist or a pedo, so Wangblows is my choice OS

You mean an elitist or a retard.
Anyway, Linux has no gaems.

@Oxy: I'm not really doing it for pleasure most of the time.... I pour it on my hands, usually. It feels good. Ever stick your whole hand into a bowl of hot wax and then peel it all off? Hnggggg

It has IF games.

Im actually alright with microsoft. I pirate pretty much everything as it is.

I mainly just play with my emulators anyway. I'm not into today's gaming scene.

To stay on topic: That feel when you spend a couple hours to download a 2GB dreamcast rom and it doesn't work.

I've been playing the old gems lately

Deus Ex
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics
X-COM

Stuff like that.

Also, hate when people don't seed.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 1.6KBs

I am a complete rebel when it comes to gaming. I hate all this mainstream $60 crap. Not just the price but because it connotes that you're tricked by popularity and marketing. I also don't like to associate myself with the majority that is today's gamers. I have enjoyed a few rounds of CoD, but indie gaming is where it's at.

On topic again, playin Cave Story, at the waterway, miss the jump up to the save point

I hate the idea of DLC at all and refuse to buy any game that has it.

We all know that feel. Or ANY game for that matter.
Indie gaming IS where its at, but there are plenty of good games on todays scene. Just not the rehashed shit that everyone and their dog is into.

When after months of stable internet connection, your connection suddenly wont fully connect and no matter what you do you cant get it fixed until it decides it wants to.
(i dont know if this is a common thing buut)

Why is DLC so bad? Not that I have a 360 or a ps3... or tons of bestselling crap in my steam library

@OxyMoron, a while ago I'd had my internet down for a day or two because my d-link router decided to f*ck itself, and I'm trying everything I can, I give up, and it fixes itself. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

call of duty1 was a indie game. its popularity picked up

Fucking on-disc DLC.

/rage