I, Illimvra, King of the Deuces, have put out a request for more Deuce generals.

Our job is to serve and protect Deuces. (on your team).

Stand up for your fellow brethren! We were all Deuces once! Once a Deuce always a Deuce. What because you changed your name you're no longer a Deuce!? WRONG!

As a Deuce General you will receive: Bragging rights, undeserved attention, control over 25% of Deuces.

KINGDOM tag (It's not a clan, it's a kingdom >=) is [DeuK] short for Deuce Kingdom!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0vEcYLN08 <--- theme song (it works perfectly if you replace every time he says 'ghetto prisoners' with 'deuce fugitives')

Requirements:
Must have been a Deuce before
Must embrace your rich Deuce heritage
Must not make fun of Deuces
Must shoot non-deuces before shooting deuces, if you're a true Deuce general, you'll have the discernment to know who is and isn't a Deuce before you shoot them

our pledge:
"I, former Deuce [insert name here], vow to use my epic shooting finesse to liberate my fellow Deuce brethren. As a Deuce, I acknowledge no one but Deuces as my people. As a Deuce, I will wield my gun in protection of fellow Deuces. As a Deuce, I will reign victorious over non-Deuces/unbelievers/heretics/heathens.

Deuce before, Deuce after, Deuce then, Deuce now, Deuce in the past, Deuce in the present, Deuce in the future, Deuce forever!"

Our biggest competitors: all Komrades, period. They refused an alliance, and they want war. If war is what they want, they... will... get... WAR..! *fist pump*

^ fail nuff said

May Jack of Spades, high priest of the Deuces, smite thee with afflictions and curses.

haha lol funny clan!
im already in a clan so I won't join, but ill say good luck!
theme tune works well.

Is your heritage funny?

bump

deuces cant join clans
cause they are deuces
and cant change their names

Wrong.

Nope, he's right.