Sure thing.

Also, 1337101: You better join the goddamn circlejerk party. You belong here.

why don't you set up some sort of entrance test- where they have to argue against or in favour of some gameplay change -preferrably one not yet brought up- or something to show how they can contribute? say 500 words or less?

I support Beret's comment.

Hello can I into this clan cos I love forum and I love AOS and I love circlejerk's.
Here is my argument:
http://ace-spades.com/forums/topic.php?id=2006

Stop trying to start shit Devas. You claim to want to stay away from me, but then you do this. Why?
I have done absolutely nothing to you. Continue to do this and I will contact the admins.

I asked to you leave because you and I mix like oil and water. I hope you will respect my request and leave this thread.

What did I do? Apply for something that looks nice?
I actually haven't done anything to you either, even before (and after) you asked me to "leave this thread" 1 page ago.
Maybe someone else can review my application.

Maybe your idea of "you and I mix like oil and water" is the reason you're always so agressive and disrespectful to me, because I don't share it and am neutral towards you.
Also: you have no right to ask me to leave any thread as long as I contribute in it.

how do i join sounds cool i dont have any clan tags and i cirtainly aint no troller so can i jion, does anything happen if i do join?

No you can't join ninja. You aren't well known enough, sorry. You have only made 5 posts in your history.

"well known enough"

Do you realize that your idea of him being "well known enough" is completely 100% biased & subjective? It all depends on which forum categories you read, which threads you read, which game servers you play on, which chatrooms you frequent...

I'm sure that everyone in this thread isn't "well-known" for at least one person.

ninjapro69 is one of the best members of this forum ever. You have my recommendation.

This is a clan like any other, has perquisites like every other.. has slight bias I agree, but it's the leader's choice as to who gets in.
Respect the leader's decisions - they are in charge of the clan.
And anyway - if you don't like the clan, don't get involved with them - simple.

i only dont post much because instead of spending loads of time on forums i spend my time on pinpoint or hallway or the supercool building maps

@ninjapro69

From the OP: "This isn't your standard group. For one, this has nothing to do in regards to gameplay"

So even though it's great that you spend a lot of time in pinpoint,hallway,etc, it doesn't make you any more eligible to join.

Remember people, read the OP. This is just forum people who are somewhat infamous in the ways of arguing. You have to be somewhat "known" from contributing.

I dont know if im known for contributing O.o

I didn't bother reading all teh comments, but, you all know that circle jerking is ambiguous right?

IT also refers to a group of males leaning over to the person next to them in a circle, jerking/sucking them off.

EDIT: Yeah, I understand it has more meanings; I did say amBIguous, but shit, you could've picked a better name. Now you're going to be the butt of all of my sexual jokes in AoS, trolololool

... Sounds hot? .-.

*sigh*

i want in pl0x

No thanks, JJ. FireJetDragon, you're almost there. But not quite. Keep continuing to be an outstanding member of the community and you will become eligible soon, I looked at some of your post history and you seem like a good candidate.

As for the name of the forum group, Illimvra, it was made so on purpose for multiple reasons, but not for any of the ones you're thinking.

I know, but such inuendo ensues from the name.

(Btw, I'm pretty sure the sexual definition is more relative; never seen it used to describe politicians, at all)

To begin with, this whole forum group idea we started was completely pointless, and we knew this from the very beginning. So we thought we'd throw in a name that was absolutely absurd and would draw negative attention, sort of pseudo-trolling if you will (it isn't really, since this isn't directed toward any one person, and is meant for the betterment of the forum). The sad part is, the "clans" think this is serious business, and we're really just making a play on their behavior. But in the meantime, we're going to enjoy doing this, and make something semi-serious about it, to point out the fact that all clans are meaningless.

ya

*warning sexual joke*

And it's a circle of boys AND girls, two chicks thankfully on both sides of me. lol

*sexual joke ended*

I feel insulted that you haven't put me in the eligible list.

Don't look at me, Dynasty. But you're welcome to join if you want.

Why not just make a post saying... clans are meaningless.

EDIT: Clans are meaningless. But there is only one kingdom, the Deuce kingdom. Everyone starts out a Deuce. No one can stop being a Deuce. But you can disown the fact.

EDIT EDIT: Deuce before, Deuce after, Deuce then, Deuce now, Deuce in the past, Deuce in the present, Deuce in the future, DEUCE FOREVER!

Deuce Fugitive, rise, rise, rise! Deuce Fugitive!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Just be a Deuce General Kaede. Be. A. Deuce. General.

can i join?
I post a lot and try to help people who need it.

Didn't you just read what Kaede said? Circle JErks is for showing people how pointless clans are, not for helping people.

If you want to help people, be a Deuce.

Deuce before, Deuce after, Deuce then, Deuce now, Deuce in the past, Deuce in the present, Deuce in the future, DEUCE FOREVER!

DEUCE POWER!

Yeah, where the FUCK is Stgggs when you need him.

oh
"This is a group for the forum goers who are/have been contributing to this community"

thought that's what he meant
I don't really like clans