A sound modification of death, hitplayer, semishoot, explode, and smgshoot.
Spent roughly 10 minutes on this, will do more if requested.

All = http://adf.ly/2E3fG

I.... I don't know what to make of these...

Did you listen?

Yes, I did

Oh no wonder he's using this url-shortener, he's making money off the clicks.

Filtered, saged, reported, called the police.

...bought a dog, closed the curtains, fapped, folded the laundry, washed the dishes...

Nothing wrong with making a little of money, I don't even make a cent off of each click. And 5-7 seconds of your time is too much to waste? What could you get done in 7 seconds that would affect your day that much.

It's just proper forum etiquette, that's all. I would never knowingly burden my fellow forum-goer with ads for my own personal gain.

Wow, I had no idea that's what this was... thanks for the heads-up Kaede.

That's kinda messed up dude =/