Paul that is a beautiful story!

thax is it mo beutiful then your butt?

I don't think it's THAT beautiful, but quite close!

lol im gonna be building something in super cool build in 9 hours if its gonna be up then butt is my story mo butiful then the poopoo in my title

Most memorable thing that happened recently was the clan match between RoT and IRC. It was fun, and of course the first round starts with most of the guys on RoT building swastikas. Hopefully next clan match we'll be a bit more prepared though lol

I know, we will be more prepared, the match started and most of our clan wasn't there, the people who were there started building swastikas and chairs.

Was playing vanilla as a blue. Pretty much the entire green team was camping a single hill in the center, so I decided to go grab the intel while they were distracted. Aside from a single very bad sniper who happened to be looking north when I was passing their bunker, I didn't encounter any resistance whatsoever. Finally found the real intel, it was on some high ground all the way in the corner. Walked right up to it, got shot in the chest. I had an SMG at the time, so I crouched, looked down and started shooting. Took another hit. Suddenly got an awesome idea, placed a blue block above me (I dug pretty far down) and started digging towards where I thought the sniper was. Heard a grenade behind me, turned around, blew the poor sod away when he tried to sneak up on me (seriously, wtf). Grabbed the intel, walked right out (at this point several people were finally getting off their asses and protecting the intel, but nobody ever seems to watch the edges of the map).

Oh.

One time, I shot someone, and missed, then he shot me.
I died shortly after.

That's all to prevalent in AoS nowadays... D:

I think it was my third day in the war. The battle was on Pinpoint. Everything started off quiet. As I moved up further up the battlefield I arrived at our front line fortifications; a few towers here and there and a series of walls and tunnels leading us to the choke point. As I moved up the gunshots grew louder and I even saw a few people get shot down, but still no sight of the enemy (the green army was pushed back past the choke point). At this time I was accompanied by four of my fellow soldiers, one of them being the one we wee /following. We reach the center...
Boom
a grenade goes off, killing the squad leader. About four greens follow close behind. I take aim with my rifle (I have WWII skins on so I'm using a kar98k) and fire away.
Two greens go down, the remainder of my team takes out the rest. I look back at my team and everyone was good to go. Reload. More allies arrive an we begin to push forward. Upon arriving at the main green fortifications we were greeted by a hail of bullets. I run forward returning fire and ducking for cover. As I crawl further up I see a barrage of bullets passing overhead, heading straight for my unsuspecting allies. Frag out, one green down. There is a thick walled green bunker ahead, one machine gunner and one rifleman inside. I use my last grenade to clear the front wall and my team mows down the greens inside. Everyone is still alive. The green intel is near, I can feel it. Many of our allies are pushing now. Suddenly grenade pins are heard from over the green's walls. Explosions all around and bullets soon after, two of my squadmates go down. Shit. We begin retreating, Blues are falling all around me. I'm badly injured but my last squadmate is still with me. We are almost there... I hear a bullet pass by so I turn back... my ally is face down, a green soldier sits in the distance. I open fire, landing a headshot. I finally arrive at my base. After getting healed I pay a tribute to my dead squad. Four shots ring out into the sky...
Only the dead will see the end of this war.

^ Badassery at it's finest.

But, for seriously, this is turning into a nice place to get a bedtime story :3

Most days it's just we form a line and we shoot them, then they do the same... Then on certain days, the things that happen on the battlefield become worthy of being told again to others.

so i was on blue team and i crawl to enemy base i see a green building a house it was red i was like wht the hell i went in his house and sarted to jump infront of him like retards with A block he starteed to do the same we both made peace jumped like reards happily till this day he jump in my heart
come to the super cool build server in 7 hours i buit story time i have a room and every day i sit on my throne n tell a story if u want me to repeat tht story here say poopoo in ur story

was just on Goon Haven, on green, when all these griefers showed up and started trying to tear down a tower that had just been built. Couple guys and I started teamkilling them, next thing I know, I was votekicked for "teamkilling while trying to build a fort". Funny thing is, I didn't know you could "build forts" with grenades launched at a tower...

http://i.imgur.com/Qf9Fb.png

this went on for 5 minutes. a couple bros joined me later on lol

I remember a grenade kill of 5 blues in Normandy. =)
They were just doing something(not sure what) in the upper floor of a house and I sneaked to the, and threw a grenade at them, and then BOOM!

@Corgi: Be careful with that approach. I've been booted for "hacking" doing the exact same thing.

I killed a guy once.

woot i killed a guy twice

I killed a spawn killer, and then he ragequit.
I killed a griefer, and then he ragequit.
I killed a normal player, and then he ragequit.
I killed an asshole on top of the church in renaissance town, and then he... guess what? Ragequit.

Getting a pattern?

I finally found a default map server that had just started. We were being beat back by the Green Menace, so I dug a tunnel into a hill near their spawn, and with some other players, built an underground bunker with sniping spots. However, we were discovered and had to fight off attackers. Most fun I've had with this game for a long time.

So I was On the server "island" going in a killing spree on the blue's side of the map by myself, all of my teammates were way behind me doing God knows what. and this was back when there wasn't the smg. After I get 6 consectutive kills, I also so happen to empty out my clip. While in the middle of my reload, a blue walks right infront of me and I said to myself " oh snap, i'm dead, I'm dead" but this poor kid insted of using his rifle to shoot me, he throws two nades at me. At this point, I was halo jumping trying to get away from him and so was henbecause he messed up one of his throws and try's to back up into a wall and kills himself. After that, I went up to him to give him a tbag, walk away and get shot myself. :p

Was playing on Assault on the side against the triangle. When I got on, we're had been driven back to our base and were in a stalemate with the enemy. Finally I led the charge and we managed to take the tip of the triangle and build a wall/base. We fought hard and managed to get to move up, but were driven back. A couple times they charged us and captured our base, but we got it back. It was epic.

Goon Heaven
Blue
Snipin' the shit out of green. We got their bridge down and all. Nice covers and a decent tower
We're still losing by kills
Someone thinks it's a great idea to build back green's bridge
wat
Eventually green overruns us
Shotgunners all over our side, tower falls
Get killed like 6 times in a row without taking no one down.
Such is life in goon heaven
Lunch time
esc for airstrike

Sooo many stories.

One time on pinpoint, I was doing the typical charge, get shot, charge, get shot. Finally a grenade barrage killed most of the blues behind there barricade, and we (atleast 8 of us green) made a mad dash about 20 blocks to there wall just as a Machine gunner showed up.

Only 2 made it too the wall. I was one of them

For the next 5 minutes the 2 of us endured hell as both sides fought it out above us. Fortunetly Blue didn't make any advances, so we were just hanging out under there wall. However a stray grenade ended that...

Another time, on Goon Haven me and 2 other sappers ran to the blue wall. the 2 decided to try and knock out the wall, but got shot by blue (Don't stick to close together) seeing this I rapidly tried to make a 1X1 tower up to an abandoned tower. The tower was 7 blocks tall when a blue walked in.

He walked around the tower a few times, as if he was looking for sappers. I tried to shoot, realized my MG was out of ammo, was all panicked, then he leaves.

http://files.sharenator.com/everything_went_better_than_expected_RE_Few_Memes_To_Make_You_Smile-s509x385-155629-580.jpg

Then another sapper on my team knocked down my tower. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wow, your pinpoint story.