no

@percy i dont kill rivers i kill PEOPLE in rivers less pollution and more nutrients for the soil

I wish everyone would say"BY ODIN'S BEARD" when they were threatening someone.
oh yeah wait..Ruining,lemme think.
You get thrown in jail for murder and than you drop the soap.
buttsecks

Your wish is granted, but world peace takes effect and no one ever threatens each other again.

I wish that I could have a kitten that shoots bananas.

Granted. You are shot in the head with a supersonic banana.

I wish I had two more wishes.

granted but you use one and ask what does it feel like to die?
DEAD
i wish more people liked roleplay

U got ur wish,but now you have to die.

I wish a wish that let me wish something,and it wish...*head explodes*

You sir have gotten the
"YOU ARE DEAD" screen
AMIRITE?

Wish can't be granted, because 'guy-with-magic-wand' would have to work to get it, so you have to do it yourself.
I wish I would have 10 ships with money.

then they crash
i wish for the power to control people's thoughts

You have to go to school and learn first, call me when you get lvl 73 at psychology. [I assume that will happen soon, and by soon I mean NEVER.]
I wish I could fly.

You go to High and freeze
I wish it was a zombie infection and I had guns and A armoured car with 2 fuel tanks

You are eaten by zombies because you can't shoot fo shit. Or you become infected yourself.

I wish Jenny would come out of the wall so I could talk to her.

she is really a dude and he gave you squaids
Can all of RoT just RoT, I really hate those guys there the only ones who can troll as much as me and that should only be me I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TROLL FOREVER

I don't see your wish.
I wish I could be an Male Striper, that way when I come in a church, every female could say 'OH, MY GOD'. <-- See what I did there? ;]

You got your wish but had amazing buttsecks and then realized she is a guy,
with hairy legs and you still had fun!
I wish i could have secks with SHAM I WANT IT!

Then you realize Sham is acually a robot.
I wish for (ehem) EPIC RAINBOW PONY EXPLOSION AWSOME FTW WTF LAZAR FIRING DR.OCTOGOMAPUS CHUCK NORRIS WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!A HO HO HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!

then you would die in the explosion. I wish someone would make a GOOD 870 combat shotgun skin on the forums.

@[HK]mman789
i dont care if he/she/it is a robot i just want it mkay and hard too!
then all the gun makers would diss it
i wish to have tied up buttsecks with sham...
*drools*
oh ya post revived
:D

@Superdrew
Granted. It shoots backwards.
I wish for a pink sparkly donkey shit on my face.

Granted. You inadvertently eat the shit, contract cholera and die a slow and painful death.
I wish for a girlfriend with MASSIVE tits.

You get a flat-chested midget
I wish you lost the game

Granted. We all win the Game and the Game 2 but you lose both.
I wish I had zombie cancer.

Granted, you got a shotgun blast to the face as well.
I wish he was still alive

He lives but he is paralyzed for life.
I wish to be able to play terraria with out tons of lag.

Granted. All blocks are invisible.
I wish I wasn't paralyzed.

(that was more of a gift than rubbish)
You may now only move your right eye.
I wish i knew what game he was talking about

Granted, you only remember about that game and nothing else.
I wish I was a smart zombie.

You now have the IQ of a jockey but you are now forced to grab onto peoples backs no matter what.
I wish I had a video of my victory against a griefer.

(Remember? I've never heard of it)
You become smart and you suffer another stroke rendering you retarded.
I wish this wasn't funny
(ignore)