You lose your virginity with another man.
I wish words had taste and we could eat them.

Then someone would say crap and your whole days ruined.
I wish for a white Christmas.

but aliens take over and ruin it
i wish for a cookie :D

It's a spinac cookie.
I wish that I could have a personal Ion Cannon.

but you blow urself up
i wish that keade would come back :(

Kaede comes back in a zombie form and eats us all.
I wish for an island with 4 groups: Natives, outsiders, pirates and cannivals.

then it gets bombed
i wish for guns to be flowers

posonous flowers Bwuahahahaha!
i wish for a water melon

It comes with a free black man.
I wish for a global thermal nuclear war

It results in everyone making peace.
I WISH I AM THE 100th COMMENTER ON THIS THREAD! Haha my wish came true. Suck it, next commenter.

:(
i wish i could've been the 100th commenter

You dissapear off the face of Earth.
I wish I had chicken legs that also possessed a new generation distortion-cooking system. You know what that means?

Due to the ridiculous complexity of your chicken legs, you get confused and pushed the wrong buttons. This caused said legs to detonate, engulfing you and a whole block in a powerful explosion.

I wish for a stronger back.

(Joseph, that means the chicken legs are invisible.)
You are now carrying 10t trucks on your back.
I wish for a trollface mask.

It becomes permantly attached and you become a troll.
I wish I had a waffle

but the waffle has a black hole inside and you and earth got sucked in it.
I wish i'm a super soldier

but then you have to wear tights like Captain America.
I wish I was insane.

but then you jump off a cliff
i wish for an internet gun to deal with trolls

but then everyone will abuse it and the trolls will just shoot it at you.
i wish i have a Recon Spartan Armour in real life.

but you get attacked by fanboys
my wish got granted

But then you died a few minutes later
I wish I wasn't human....:D

but then everyone trys to kill you
i wish for a Nintendo wi-fi usb connector :D

Granted, now go figure how to mount it.
I wish that swords made farms catch on fire.

You catch on fire with the farm and die.
I wish I had X ray vision (yeh baby)

Granted, but now whenever you go outside you have to look at naked men.
I wish i had 1000000000 dollers

You drown in them when you suck in a breath from your living room casino.

I wish MLP were actually manlier, gorier, bloodier, and possibly a very mature side.

But you'll make those poor little girls sad.

I wish i'm a halo spartan soldier.

The augmentations they give you to become a Spartan go horribly wrong, and you turn you into a twisted, deformed creature, and you are permanently handicapped.

I wish for nothing.

but you got evry thinng

i wish that i never wach a lp on five day's a stranger and seven days a sceptic

But you just watched it again.

I wish i can have all the guns.