*bakes new army muffin for general*
*eats new muffin army*

I wish I could fly

Thats why it a wish, because you cant
I wish somebody ruins my wish

*ruin's ducks wish*
I wish you people would stop eating my muffin armys.

too bad

Yaaaa my wish came true

I wish somebody ruins my wish again

*Makes Duck's wish come true...*
I wish I had A Minigun to MURDER EVERYONE IN TIMES SQUARE!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!

*hands over toy minigun*
i wish i could understand the stupid looking tags

you now understand something completely pointless.
I wish my army of ostriches would eat the muffin army.

each ostrich eats one muffin and chokes to death leaving your entire army dead because the muffins outnumber you
i wish that i could think of a better wish

you now stalk whoever you wish to stalk.
I wish my ostriches would evolve into emus.

Something goes horribly wrong and the ostriches eat Enclaveworm's intestines.
I wish Wyvern could be able to comprehend my magical powers in Muffania.

Both of you get brain slugs
I wish people stopped posting every other time in this thread

but then something explodes and you die (sorry I'm lazy)

i wish that i could take karate for free

They teach you karate lessons, having you as the training target.

I wish we lived in the medieval ages or I had a pocket watch.

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HONK.

you get disquallified for honking
i wish i coud spel gooder

You can now spell that word but you randomly get caught on fire.
I wish I had this http://www.togo.dejavuandcompany.com/Trippix/19%20London,%20part%202/02%20British%20Museum.jpg/33%20hand%20mortar.jpg

Because it's an antique and that you're not trained in using it, the hand mortar explodes in your hands.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Your headache is gone, but so are your feet.
I wish I wasn't broke.

You become the richest man on the planet, but you cross the road and got hit by a bus
i wish AoS was in High Def

its so high def you go blind
i wish i was a real boy :D

HONK HONK.
I wish for a honk.

Now you're deaf.
I wish for nicer people.

yOu gEt pSyChOmUrDeRiNg pEoPlE.
I WiSh fOr a HoNk oRcHeStRa.

But then there's people like me.
I wish for a nice clan.
EDIT: aww I was gonna answer.. Oh well

(Ninja'd.)
You get a clan full of newbies at rank -1.
I wish for my honk orchestra at once.

It never happens.
I wish his wish happened.

MEANWHILE, IN THE HOMESTUCK UNIVERSE
Andrew Hussie, Y U NO MAKE MORE UPDATES!?

You just posted in the wrong thread.
I wish he actually posted that in the questions thread.

^^^This kid is annoying.
I wish he would go away

I don't really do anything but ok.
I wish to the ability to nod at birds.

(I was actually talking to the other guy not you!(: )
Then they fly into your glass door and break it.
I wish I fould fly.