Then smoke weed everyday.
I wish for more sopor pie.

The pies you get are actually cakes.
I wish for hordes of llamas and ostriches to destroy fields of crops.

You get a spider that tramples on your crops everyday through.
I wish for a cheeseburger apocalypse.

you get a hamburger Apocalypse.
I wish for air.

You get smoke.
I wish for an Epic Orange Face.

But you've got an unepic pink face.
I wished that my wish didnt get ruind...

It did anyway.
I wish I wasn't bored.

You return to AoS forums to see the oh so boring list of clan threads.

I wish I had a sandwich

Wish granted because I love you.
I wish you the best while my leave of random extended absence continues.

;~;
<3

I mean

♥

But then a ninja falls through the ceiling and steals it

but the ninja turns out to be lexsym

I wish to bump this thread

but then the thread bimps you
i wish for something to wish for

But there is nothing to wish for
I wish I wasn't so addicted to cheese

but then you suddenly live in a dutch farm

I wish for world war 3

But WW4 came instead
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I wish we had helicopter hats and the SMG/shotgun never existed

to bad but they do still

i wish for some mushrooms

you get a mini mushroom instead

i wish for a jetpack in aos

you get a sandvich in aos instead.
I wish for something.

you get a curse that plays rebecca blacks "Friday" in your head over and over

i wish for a new thread

Your wish will be granted when we stop bumping this thread and some forum nooby makes a clan thread.

I wish we would have a clan thread genocide.

but no.
i wish that all, ALL my in my class wawsnt addicedt to Nazi zombies: portelble

but your teacher is really mean
i wish for a sooner lunch time @ school

instead lunch time becomes army training
i wish to get rid of my std's

but youre wish was ruined
i wish that i start 10:00 every day as i do on friday :)

and get out at 2:00 a.m.
i wish skyward sword would come out sooner