Can I join?

Me too please?

@McHawk
We shall see...MWHAHAHA!
@yourmom
I thought we weren't a major clan anymore XD

^ lol and LOL

@mman789 - Can you take a joke?

XD

Here's my application:

Name: ReubenMcHawk
How long I've been playing AoS: Since April.
My combat skills: I'm good at sniping, for the most part.
My preferred weapon and why: Rifle.
Why I would make a good asset to the clan: I have a lot of clan experience, and I'm pretty good at the game.

^Have you sent an email to one of the leaders?

It's hard to tell if reubens serious...
Send an application email, im the hotmail address.

^Yeah I just sorta take him as that funny guy on the forum.

Reuben is on the list of.........

"never accept application even if their absolutely serious"

along with,

- devas
- boss
- khan
- ben askoy
- percy
- paul

etc etc etc

^ You accepted Boss.

^ he decided to join as chocoaltecop,

Since then we decided to add him to the list.

I need to tell the new leaders to perform ip and background checks.

LOL
I'm already in the clan under another nick. Hello from HK[PS]Black_Man.

I am giving the nick away because I don't care about your "clan" in the slightest. It sucks so much... I was recommended there by a few guys, btw.

IP checks will be useless unless you compare them to in-game IPs (that you recolt on your servers), but even then people can use proxies to go undetected on your forum.
(I used vdai.net for black_man)

Goodbye, I'm out of this fail thread (and fail clan) lol

^ dude you were kicked out ages ago.

i was informed an ip from ps black man matched sumone on the list, they didnt say who, and i count be assed to check, so i just kicked them from the clan.

LOL DEVAS

And DeathEnhanced, your "management team" refused to let go of ChocolateCop even after he confessed to being Boss.

^ uhuh.

I gave out the password to the black_man account in xat (it's blackmanx, by the way, and the username is [PS]Black_man) so anyone (maybe boss?) could have logged on it.
And no I wasn't kicked out, even after Boss ratted me out, I still have internal access and am on the roster lol (saying this because I don't care about it, again)

^ we have nothing to hide on our forums, its all public.

He's still on the list.

And mman can accept whoever he wants, don't act like you still own this clan, you passed it off to him. Either quit being all "hurr do this do that" or just leave like you said you were.

^ THIS

When i gave leadership to mman t was on the condition he follow my standing orders which where detailed to him in an email.

Secondly if he is smart hell listen to my advice.

So you're still running the clan from the shadows, you just want the people to hate him instead. Classy.

And you act like if he added me, it would be some "breach of contract". Lol it's a video game clan.

Didn't you leave the community DeathEnhanced? :(

Oh, and one more thing:

Give me one single good reason why he shouldn't accept me, past "Hurr I don't like Reuben he's a torll".

@DeathEnhanced - *I, *it, *must, *were, and *he'll.

@reuben

your behaviour on the forums and in game, plus your accosiation with RoT makes you illegible to apply to [HK] , you do not pass the criteria.

1.Reuben....ergh not sure yet.
2.Please eveyone either reuse posts or talk elsewhere your clogging the place up.

Aww, it's a shame Reuben doesn't fit #2. He's already in RoT :(

There. I made your decision a bit easier.