We are dedicated to the love of cheap beer, pizza, and big sturdy women!

You must be 18 or older.
Must enjoy farting in elevators.
Like unshaven women. (mono-brow FTW!)
Have gotten your "red wings", at least once in your life.
have a 3 killstreak, while totally ignoring what ever the hell your wife is babbling about.
Hate Radio music, especially what ever is on the top 10.
Must be at least 5 foot tall.

You must be able to practice every night, and do exactly what i say, when i say it, cuz I am so dam cool!

When we are in public, IRL, we will all wear the same outfits, and do synchronous dancing to old show tunes.

Ok, Just got word that the first 50 recruits will revive a free circumcision!!

Are you a good player, and need a little trim around the helmet? Then this is the clan for you!!

don't bump your shitty clan thread that attracts only 13-year olds

I suspect this clan will get less then 7 members, or full of immature trolls

Im gonna Global Banlist you because you made an useless troll thread so your obviously a troll in game
derp

Lol if I were 18, and not in a clan I would so join ;D

Lol what if my helmet already has a trim?!

JoJoe, skilled mapmaker and GBL admin, everybody!

Yep. Just goes to show you the type of people hand-picked admins are.