A short history of weapons in AoS

Children:Give us more guns Ben!
Ben: Here is an smg my children.
Children: WOW.....This gun is terrible.... I'll just use the rifle. You should nerf it so we will have a reason to use the smg.
Ben:The rifle now has a cone of fire but is still better then the smg.
Children:BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!! I'm not playing this game anymore!
Ben:Okay I added a shotgun and the rifle doesn't have a cone of fire anymore unless you try to fire it too quickly.
Children:Great! Oh wait... Shotgun sucks and smg still sucks nerf the rifle again so we have a reason to use it.
Ben:(choose your own adventure!)

Feel free to make predictions as to what happens next in this exciting tale. Try to keep it in the same dialoge type format.
Some suggestions.
1.Ben adds sidearms. They are terrible and people demand the rifle be nerfed again.
2.Ben dies in a terrible accident and (your choice of clan or person contines to develop the game in his stead)
3.Ben makes the rifle even stronger to spite us.
4.Ben removes the SMG and shotgun.

Have fun.

What'l happen next?

Simply re-read the OP and place the word smg with pistol.

I choose 2 and... Uh... RoT continues to develop the game xD

How about taking the game back to it's roots and getting rid of the SMG and Shotgun?

^Oh that's a good one! I'll add it as a suggestion in the op.

@khan

Why? the game is more fun with a wider variety of weapons at my disposal?

RoT developing the game hmmm? how would that turn out?

Ben: You know what? FORGET YOU ALL. You're lame and lousy. I'm just gonna ditch AoS entirely. Say goodbye to the game forever you crybabies!
Children: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THAT children, is why you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. -________-'

The game had that simplistic charm to it when there was only one weapon. Adding two COUNT 'EM two close range weapons was dumb because the rifle can already do close range if you're good with it.

@Enclabe I have no idea. I wonder if helicopter hats would be added.

RoT:Hello children. Ben died. We added helicopter hats.
Children:WOW! The game has never been better!

This should happen but with RoT capturing ben instead of having him die.

I support the idea of RoT developing AoS

RoT developes AoS

Rot should take over. Then the game will be better.
You know. For teh lulz.

We add pistols, and turn friendly fire on.

We all get on a team, and I execute all of you 1 by 1.

Yay, how's that for a suggestion.

RoT developing AoS?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/blasphemy.jpg

Ben dies and Lexsym develops the game.
Nope.

Ben: Thou hast angered me, thine weapons will no longer do any damage against thine enemies, and thine shovels and picks shall not a single block remove.

Ben: Fuck all of you, I try to make you happy and all you ever do is complain. I will now retire and pass my child into the hands of RoT.
RoT develops the game and bans DE from spamming stupid pictures all over the forums.

Hmm... I wonder if RoT would add dragons to the game xD

2, then Komrades pull the rug out from everybody and adds Komrade clan bazookas, everyone joins komrade so they become the master clan, the game being renamed Komrade of Spades. It then recives mass political attacks for supporting conunism. Then tgm yells at us before ben can rise from his grave to say...
<img src= "http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/14/SouljaBoy_-_WTF.jpg" border="0" alt="WTF?" />

This thread is perfect. If RoT could develop this game, it would be amazing. Or he should at least give us the source code, so I can make my slave-hunting spin-off, Space of Aids.

Ben really is dead though.

@WoggleGoo:
He's just been busy 'tis all - we've been informed that he's got ideas for a new update..
I imagine there'll be an announcement and possibly another Q&A in the future.

@boss:
An appeal, fine. You're now trolling, this is your warning.