This is the forum game branching from 'Who wants to start a family?' with only the people who joined their involved in the town's everyday shenanigans. (Note: The name of the town begins with the acronym for 'Ace-Spades Community Idiots)

To start off for people to react to it freely:

The devil has recently moved into town. (He seeks our destruction no matter how we negotiate to him)

I invite the devil over to tea, then spend a nice afternoon showing him around town.

Reuben starts humping your leg.

I hump him back ;)

The maid steals your car keys

RP?!

*I find the bushbunny and blush hotly*

*Kicks bush*

Now what did I tell you about innuendos about bushes and staying in them?

Viper and her husband YourMom watch awkwardly from their house.

*Sits in a tree holding a semi waiting for his next victim*

Papa!

*Calls Hax, my pet, to remove the vermin camping in the tree*

*Scavenger droid with a drill begins to cut through the tree.

*snipes your stupid ass pet and then pops out of the tree with a flamethrower*

Sorry Mr.BLAH but i'm afraid that i have no choice but to arrest you *Handcuff's BLAH and takes him to the police station*

i'm in a pineapple tree....just constantly smiling :D

I remember when you were just a pineapple, with no hat at all ;_;

The Sun stares at Viper in the shower.

YourMom installs tinted windows so if you were staring at me, I'd see you first.

I get drunk go on my roof, pull out a sniper rifle and start shooting at Zeke.

The Sun shoots a fireball at YourMom.

The Sun shoots a ray of fire at mman, having him fall of his roof.

I then proceed to play Always and send my henchmen to kill the Devil. (have we forgotten about the beggining of the RP!? D:)

One fine morning, homosexualic manhood instates "Herpa derpa dee. I am so gay." What will you do?

Hmm... I eat humans. xD

*breaks out of hand cuffs and runs off into the distant fog while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nyAThrjdkw is playing*

i become isaac clarke

*Frosty and his minions rise from the snow capped mountains, then the proced to attack the town. Causing an eternal winter.
Frosty then becomes king and he rules his new empire with a cold fist of tyrany, everyone else becomes slaves which are overseen by Frostys minions.*
The slaves are forced to build snowmen... WITHOUT GLOVES! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! :3.

FUCK * i send my necromorph minions to rape everyone in your kiingdomm cept the slaves*MUAHAHAHA

^*The necromorphs do nothing, because they decided to think about thier purpose in life, ironicly they then go and attack falcon*
This saga will last 5-10 posts btw :D.

*Sits comfortably in my castle watching all of the idiots in the town get raped by frosty's minions whilst i sip hot cocoa*

*i shoot luna in teh head with the .26 AoS semi*

*nope bullet proof mane >:)*

*Frosty declares war on the MC forum, some of the slaves become soldiers*
Ice queen maybe?

*I ally with frosty to take down MC*

*Summons army of ponies to defend my castle and puts on the kettle to make more cocoa whilst I delcare neutrality*