Well you've all noticed that people have been complaining about guns being under or overpowered, so I thought of a way to fix it. We nerf ALL the guns. Basicly each gun does 5 damage per bullet at any range. Shots can also go in any random direction with the rifle since people have been complaining about it's accuracy. The SMG shoots 5 times as slow, in a circle pattern. And finally the shotgun shoots all pelets in one straight line. Also headshots do NO damage. These ideas were comprised of the various complaints we have had and I hope Ben changes the weapons as such. And finally, if for some reason you didn't read the title and just clicked on the thread, it's a joke.

You actually took the complaints the wrong way. What the misguided kiddies really want is a fully-automatic super-accurate one-shot-kill-anywhere-on-the-player shotgun.

And jetpacks.

Jetpacks are a necessity.

Yes. We must have jetpacks or the griefing will continue.

AND HATS

Oh goodness, yes. WE MUST HAVE HATS!

Capes would be nice too.

Someone else suggested helicopter hats earlier...

No, just hats.

and sharks with lazers on them

^^^ is it that hard to get some frickin sharks with frickin lazers attached to thier heads???

hats

We need fucking anal probes

WE NEED ARMOR LOCK

Chuck Norris gun.

We need perks too and don't forget chopper gunners and RC-XD's and toma hawks that can bounce when it hit's walls too

And knives with Commando. Stabbing from 30 feet away. Noobtubes. Ballistic and throwing knives that instantly kill you when stabbed in the foot.

we need vehicles :D

Heat seeking hats.

Hats that play for you while you eat nachos.

They told me I could become anything
So I became a hat.

We need more explosives. Maybe land mines, anything to piss some1 off :P

Ooh I want a sticky grenade. Ugh I gtg to school..

^That would be kinda kewl! I hate how sometimes your left with useless nades. I gotta go in 30 mins :P Sucka :D

I want my grenades to have a scope on them.

AND A KNIFE. SO I CAN MELEE WITH GRENADES.

All right so, tomahwks, sharks with frikkin lazer beams and most of all HATS! Then we can make the hats cost money, and the people who don't by the hats then suck. We can even have some guy make a server mod to kick people without hats. It's brilliant!

This is the new concept weapon Ben is going to add to AoS.

http://i.imgur.com/SYKWB.jpg

Hooray! 'Lil brats who run around like gnats on crack gunning everything in sight! No more skill in terms of scoring kills! Just run around and shoot!

Everything I've always wanted is coming true!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneoneone

WE NEED SOME DAMN HATS!
I would REALLY like to have my player wearing the proof of purchase from TF2, that would be DAMN EPIC!

@Luna

COURTESY OF DINO D-DAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOURS TRULY
(yes, that's really a nazi triceratops with a mounted tank gun)
(Oh also Dino D-day is really a game.)

EXTRA.

Hats that automatically shoot with built in EVERYTHING-SEEKING tanks that kill everything with one shot (including intels, bases and the whole universe through the eternity) and it all explodes 5 times because it feels like it.
Also a perk that makes everyone's body to become a gigantic head