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Field Guide: Admins

=====THIS IS A JOKE. Server admins, don't take it offensively.=====
In the vast world of the internets, there are many types of admins. There are general categories, but they divide into even smaller groups. Here, I'll explain all the types of admins available on the internet.

=====1. Normal Guy=====
This admin is just an everyday admin. Bans rule-violators and nothing else. These are an endangered species.

=====2. Awesome Admin=====
This admin is almost extinct! We must save them. The Awesome Admin is the greatest type of admin available to the internet. They give second chances while doing what they do best effectively. Usually are on extremely good terms with other members.

=====3. Kid-min (Kid Admin)=====
The annoying admin who abuses their server privileges. /god /fly /kill KillerRed9 /kick Zeus9000 /ban DeathEnhanced Lulz

=====4. The Rager=====
Basically, it goes like this. "Hey, this server isn't that great." KomradeRed was banned. "Why'd you ban him?!" TheGeekZeke101 was banned. "Dude, that's bull." KomradeKorakoff was banned. "Lol, fail." aRandomGunz was banned. "WTF why'd you do that, asshole?!" aDrunkPanda60 was banned. "This server is bull, I'm outta here." poptart was banned.

=====5. The Discriminator=====
"Oh look, you're in Komrades." KomradeRed was banned.
"MLG, ha, they fail." [MLG]DUCK was banned.
"Element X? Harry Potter wannabes." [EX]Falcon was banned.
(Btw, I don't mean offense to ANYONE when I say this, I'm giving an example...)

#123924
KillerRed9
Member
Posted 13 years ago

Then there is me.

#123925
Komrade Korakoff
Dictator of Komrades
Posted 13 years ago

Refer to number 2, Koracough :P

#123926
KillerRed9
Member
Posted 13 years ago

That ain't me.

#123927
Komrade Korakoff
Dictator of Komrades
Posted 13 years ago

LOL that's funny.

#123928
xSevZz
Member
Posted 13 years ago

Ban all Komrades forever

#123929
Jerk
Member
Posted 13 years ago

It's funny cause most admins are dicks.

#123933
ReubenMcHawk
Renovator
Posted 13 years ago

Oh what the hell. Can someone delete this?

#123934
ReubenMcHawk
Renovator
Posted 13 years ago

lol

#123936
XxX-lol-XxX
...
Posted 13 years ago

@Jerk Yeah, Komrades should all be banned cuz you suck donkey shit at Ace of Spades and can't actually get a kill against a seasoned Komrade.

@ReubenMcHawk Why delete it? It was intended as a joke.

#123939
KillerRed9
Member
Posted 13 years ago

Lol no, I meant the accidental double post. :P

#123942
ReubenMcHawk
Renovator
Posted 13 years ago

Oh, I see. I'm planning to add Korakoff too... Maybe call it psycho.

#123944
KillerRed9
Member
Posted 13 years ago

DO IT

#123945
Komrade Korakoff
Dictator of Komrades
Posted 13 years ago

=====5. Psycho=====
Typical Komrade clan leader. Awesome, and brutal to n00bs. Will bash their heads with a hammer and cut it off with a sickle just to generate lulz. The best there is. /kick KomradeRed

Idk, my brain is turned off.

#123948
KillerRed9
Member
Posted 13 years ago

You suck at counting, red.

#124030
KomradeMario
8-bit
Posted 13 years ago

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