What is tires and you engine?

You can have Watson as your computer, but if you have a shit connection, you'll lag out and DC all the time no matter what.

It's like your tires and your engine. You could have 5,000 dollar tires that can withstand speeds of up to 2000 mph, but your car will never go that fast because the engine only cranks up to 100 mph.

What is grandmother rig?

this little bitch rage-quit. someday master Ben will play him like a Cornish game hen.

Anti-Virus and Firewall, and... ermmm... Maybe you need to buy your own computer so you can FORMAT and start over without having the "What did you do?" response.

Try looking at the pings. If they are below 100 thats good. If not, dont join :|...

"MY DADS HIGH POWERED LAPTOP"

I'm telling your dad for swearing, you little bitch.

Its funny because I have this 4 year old laptop that can barely handle 10 seconds without the wire plugged in,and this game works FINE!

noire you fucking slut

hot

I like to force my little sister to suck cheetah cock and then she bites its cock and she gets mauled in the face by a bear

I always rub cheetah blood on my processor to make it go faster.

If you don't have cheetah blood, raspberry preserves work as well. It has to be preserves though - jam and jelly just won't cut it. Also, be sure to do this while the computer is ON! I can't stress the importance of rubbing the blood (or preserves if you like) on the processor when the computer is ON and only when it is ON.

Hope that helps! :D

fuck bitches
I've been fooled again

Just delete every single process that says "SYSTEM"

End the My Documents process

except there is no "system 32" process. dang owned.

@painbringer1997
don't listen to these assholes. Here's a tip on drastically improving your computers speed. Open up task manager, go to processes, and then right click on "system 32" and press end process.

YOU ASSMADHURT

Yeah can I get help too? For some reason, just 2 maps won't load... just bridge wars and minit...

i like how he ''nerd''rages about not getting AoS to run...

whats "PEICE"?

also,

@Kalin Spadille is better

What is "GAD"?

I don't even need to use lite browsers to connect to the server, because there are hardly in any servers in the first place.

Putting 1997 is your username is so weird to me. I'm a senior citizen now.

plus, server browsers help a lot with that. I can only conect to servers thanks to them.

I recomend the AOS Lite Browser, which never fails me.

That's really specific of you. I understand your problem completely, and have provided you with multiple solutions.

Possible solutions:

1. Turn on your computer.
2. Make sure Ace of Spades is installed.
3. Be sure you are not just clicking on "client.exe"
4. Be sure you are using an "aos://" link to connect to a server.

But horrible English/grammar.

AANNDD i have exelent internet connection

i am SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO TRY OVER 30 GAD DAMN TIMES TO PLAY A GAME they say my grandmas rig can run this MY DADS HIGH POWERED LAPTOP CANT EVEN LOAD IT HALF WAY LYING HALF SHITS