Feel free to rage about anything.

WHY IS BANANA SO YELLOW?!?! WHY WHY WHY!!!!??!?! ITS SO STUPID!!!

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FUCKING PICK AXE.
NO HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN SWING A FUCKING PICK AXE THAT FAST.
WHAT THE FUCK, ARE THEY MADE OF STYROFOAM OR DO THE PLAYERS JUST HAVE PNEUMATIC JOINTS AND STEEL RODS INSTEAD OF BONE?
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Also I fucking hate mosquitoes.
They don't contribute to any other life form, or food chain, and they're fucking annoying.
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I ALSO HATE CONDOMS, FUCK. THEY FEEL WEIRD AND REMOVE LIKE 70% FEELING.
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Seriously? This shit again? Fucking griefer children.
<esc>
<plays some DREAMCAST>
Not a single fuck was given that day.

GOD DAMN IT STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIND ME ANYWAY, I BET YOUR DAD'S NOT YOUR REAL DAD. AND I BET YOU HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU WILL LIVE IN A CRAPPY APARTMENT AND THEN DIE ALONE

and then I hang out on IRC or play some retro video games or whatever. I just beat my Link's Awakening DX on my 3DS with no game overs :3 I really hope that Ocarina of Time 3DS turns out well. Or I might add stuff to my website (Try clicking on my name to see it! Nothing great yet, but oh well.)

Kaede-chan, have you played Ikaruga? One great thing about the dreamcast is that it can just play burned games from CDs.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKEN COPUTER WORK YOU JACKASS COPUTER FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAEDE Y U CALL ME HAX. ALL I DO IS AIMBOT. GEEZ.

ALSO: IKARUGA Y U SO HARD

FUCKING AOS + FUCKING iTUNES = FUCKING LAG

i want fucking weed or vodka right NOW.

So we're back on the vodka fix again Lexsym? lol

wow you dont even know.

im just about to go for a drive and ask random people if they have weed. I'm THAT DESPERATE FOR WEED OR VODKA.

I am disappoint, Lex.

You should consider kicking those habits before the weed gets you into trouble and the vodka helps you dig a deeper hole for yourself.

weed and vodka don't do anything bad for me. Not even after I sober up.

except this one time, I smoked alot of weed, and started nibbling on my iphone because I wanted gum.

GODDAMN IT, LEX. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME AND STOP THESE DESTRUCTIVE HABITS, THEY ARE NOT FITTING FOR A GIRL OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

im gonna end up killing someone. my puppy just peed all over my bed and blanket just before I was about to go to bed too. asdfkjag;fasdfjasdfasdfsdafsadf asdfsdf asdf adfasdf

Fucking cat get your fat ass off my lap you bitch.

GOD DAMNIT LEX WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WEED AND VODKA

finaley my computer works!!!! :) :l :( I can't play aos anymore cause my computer is fixed fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALEY? Oh god.

DICK Y U NO GROW MORE
ALSO FUCKING DEUCES JUST OPEN CONFIG ITS THAT EASY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

I hate grammar nazis trying to teach foreigners how to speak their language. It's like: HEY LOOK HOW AWESOME SMART I AM, I WAS BORN IN ENGLISH-LANGUAGE COUNTRY SO FIRST MY PARENTS STARTS TO TEACH ME USING MY LANGUAGE, THEN SCHOOL TEACHES ME AND NOW I AM THAT SMART TO GOING AROUND AND STRAIGHTEN FOREIGNERS! I DON'T CARE THAT I CAN'T USE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE EXCEPT MY NATIVE, I AM GRAMAR NAZI AND I WANT YOU ALL TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE PERFECT HURRR.
Fuck you dumbasses. You can't even imagine how pathetic you are.

YES THEY ARE SO SMART FOR KNOWING ENGLISH SPELLING AND NOT KNOWING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE DUMB ONE LANGUAGE PEOPLE

Hey Little.Kitten; English isn't my first language either, in fact it's my third.
On a related note to your post as I seem to be entitled:

Nazis*
look how awesome AND* smart I am
go around and TEACH foreigners* (Unless all foreigners are gay.)
I am A* Grammar* Nazi.

All of Master Paradox's posts make me rage.

<3 so much.
So much love.
Deci multa iubire ;)

NEIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

What is your first language Paradox?

FUCKING CLAN FAGGOT MEMBERS
THEY SUCK BALLS AND THINK THAT THEY'RE SOOOOO COOOOL
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKDIDDYDIDODOPOPO

Roma Gypsy
Romanian
English :)
In that order.

Aren't Romanians like the biggest hackers in the world? I mean for like really serious stuff where they're stealing people's identities and getting rich off the internet or something?

"Also I fucking hate mosquitoes.
They don't contribute to any other life form, or food chain, and they're fucking annoying."

actually you hate female mosquitoes, male ones pollinate flowers and feed off of that.

I hate unfunny trolls.

Me too, Fluttershy.