>i got banned for speaking my opinion in komrades server
>god mode etc 'killing in god mode is forbidden' we do it anyways we're pro no abuse here
>we kick deuces immediately for being noobs
>fucking casuals no one can have fun only cool hardcore gamers mlg proxX are cool enough to play intense games like this
>general consensus is probably similar
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>if you dont feed my ego ur b&
>was b&
>i lold and ran off to island and began trollin chonni
>chonni (classic griefer patrol) destroys my bros structures and teamkills him for destroying blocks to get past a wall or something (plus my bro was griefing gerf grifiring but i dont give a shit) begins taunting him wewontstooptoyourlevelatall.sys
>lold called it a day

>go to another admin server psyspades etc
>im a noob admin
>kick random people for killing him
>erron circlejerking for godmode that joins im not sucking some persons dick etc people begin killing immediately taking intel etc revert back to human begin same process
>notice that the great new speedhack detection system system thinks you're hacking at normal speeds and randomly throws me back
>i lold and ran off to pinpoint and surveyed the area

>go to pinpoint
>everyone is conditioned to believe there is a serverbot
>! errwer
>tell them theres no bot /votekick will do
>no response continue doing it a hybrid of /votekick and ! WHY ISNT VOTKK WRK
>begin looking in some coolio buildings no intentions of griefing gerf grifif this time
>walk in builders take out gun begins looking at me we'renotparanoid.mp3
>began calling me hybrid spellings of griefer
>everyone else complaining about aimbots hacks speed hacks griefing (no one is actually griefing most of these people are just being shot by someone better than them or something weknowwhatwordsmeanincontext.msi)
>every grief patrol begins calling the admins or something the must have them on speed dial see see he is gerf plz kik do i get a medal
>what are we 5 goddamn
>other people begin votekicking 'i always kick deuces' people probably dont even know why someone is being kicked and just goes with it my bro once actually managed to get the whole server to kick this one dude for nothing everyone was like O votekik lt mi join n my vot counts
>fighting some blues notice that griefer patrols and just about the whole team is too busy building and protecting massive inappropriate structures to fulfill the actual intention of this game which is to capture the flag and they are constantly too occupied to stop a blue which is right in front of them and is killed like a bitch by them
>lold left began playing guitar im done game is shit community is shit

for the most part every server and half of everyone in it is like this

The game is too popular for you?
Don't be a fucking hipster.

:O If this made sense i would read the whole thing, but it does not so i wont. If you dont like pyspades go play on a bot server or a vanilla, there are some out there :)

Edit: ^lol Noire

>1st reply reads topic title and sums up reply based on topic title alone regardless of content begins insulting educatedmatureresponse.docx
i enjoy that this game is popular or i wouldnt have funny stories like this to post
every server is psyspades i dont enjoy yellow purple maps

Not all servers are pyspades dude... Aloha for example... Lexysm's Server is not pyspades... And others, look for one that isnt...

P.S please, i dont want to be a grammer nazi, but you need to work on your wording.

If I wanted to read a wall of no green text I would. What pisses me off is every time I join a game "/airstrike to call in an airstrike.".

wording was intentionally awful, its like talking somewhat
yes i am aware that not all servers are psyspades but it is becoming much more popular to use it
i hate airstrike

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i have to admit, that was funny.

lol
everything here is true though
real talk

lol this is what you sound like

"I liked Ace of Spades before it was popular"

Richard Machowicz loaded a new clip of explosive rounds into his custom Desert Eagle. It was a ballistically enhanced model, with a powerful scope and extra strength silencer. He needed both the stopping power and silence to infiltrate. A year ago this former SEAL SNIPER was called back to service in the top secret Epsilon Force to become the greatest operator known to man. This was his first mission - to infiltrate a right-wing domestic group and take no prisoners.

Machowicz snuck around the corner and took out the guards with the Eagle. Instant decapitation. With a Tae Kwon Do kick he learned as a SEAL, he kicked down the door, rolled in and ducked behind a wooden table. Two gunmen opened fire with AR-15s, but alas their stopping power was not enough to penetrate the thick wood. Mack was struck twice but the tiny bullets had little effect, being only 5.52. Machowicz pulled out his Barrett REC7 and double-cocked the receiver. This weapon had the stopping power he needed. He fired through the table and the rounds hit the gunmen, knocking them off their feet. Richard dove around the next corner and was met by a massive guard. He was so big Richard would need maximum stopping power to take him down. He pulled out his Colt Anaconda and did a Mozambique drill, two shots to the head and one to the chest to finish him off. With the sheer power of the magnum, neither region remained when the gunsmoke cleared.

Directed by Michael Bay

What the hell did I just read

His or mine?

I didn't read his anyway, but yours came out of freakin nowhere

You don't know who Mac is?

>notice that the great new speedhack detection system system thinks you're hacking at normal speeds and randomly throws me back

is this a pyspades feature?

>everyone is conditioned to believe there is a serverbot
>! errwer
>tell them theres no bot /votekick will do

lol made me laugh

i fucking hate the komrade server and its ''komrades''. I bet they arent even russians.

-Removed-

I have to say, kicking "Deuces" because they haven't changed their name is a dick move. Some people can't open the configuration file (even though someone with basic computer knowledge can figure it out).

Not really, when 90% of the griefing comes from deuces, I'd say its a pretty logical and feasible way to rid a server of griefing.

Thinking of it, deuces do cause a lot of grief. Remaining a deuce is basically a means of anonymity. With a registration system, which would (hopefully) be one way to get rid of deuces, everyone would have a name, and would be easily recognizable, having their identity paired with behavior. If someone griefs or does some other dick move, they've got their reputation with the community on the line.
I think deuces are a problem. If they really can't go into their config file, we'll just have to wait until there's a proper login system and nobody gets away with not entering a name.

Some one translate this hellish mess for me.

@Lexsym, yes pyspades detects speedhacking and it's been tuned to differentiate between actual speedhacking and lag, my guess is the server jazz was playing on was running on an older build where it was still buggy.

Then why are I not credited?

y u so gay?

You don't have a credit because I did the pyspades anti-speedhack from scratch. I asked how it worked and you didn't say.

* it being the Serverbot one.

idk what you're talking about.