This...
This is how scores are in 70% of servers. EXPLAIN TO ME..... HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE....

"Deuce before, Deuce after, Deuce then, Deuce now, Deuce in the past, Deuce in the present, Deuce in the future, Deuce forever!"

EDIT: For those who don't get it: Deuces have the highest scores.

Maybe because a lot of the dueces I've played with spawn-camp :|

Deuces spend years playing though, they usually get 1 kill a month.

And that too :D

AoS only months old.
Servers not up for that long.
Deuce wasn't spawn camping, I was following the whole time.
but I do know this...

AoS needs more Deuces, and less ex-Deuces. nuff said. Ben Askoy is a Deuce. Bcool face is actually Deucian Language for "Deuce Forever"

Bcool pronounced Baqual means "Eternal"

Face pronounced Fasideux means "Deuce"

We may not all be deuces but we are all shaped like deuces

I like toast

its because i wasnt there lol

some times its fun just to get the counterstrike clan together and deuce it up. We love that.

ASSUMING DEUCE CONTROL

WE ARE THE MASTER RACE

Too late, you cannot assume control. You have to get 900 Deuces to vote me out of rulership, then you have to beat me to reclaiming it.

>94
>high

wut

I didn't say 94 kills is high, I'm juits saying they have the highest kills on the server.

Maybe everybody else on the server sucked? (Needs verification)

Pretty sure.

^ That or said Deuces just didn't bother making new names/ kept their Deuce name for the lulz.

everyone used to be a deuce

DEUCE EX MACHINA!!! \ ; v ; /

Actually, Komradeboom, I changed my named from duece before I even played my first game. Does that count as a loophole? :P

no when you download your automaticaly a deuce

Well, then.

yah

I just saw a Deuce(27) racking around 130+ kills in Aloha Island Server. :/

deuces should be changed to player (eg. player 1 , 22 , 13) ppl make fun of them saying "deuce bag" <- lol

yah why lol

Names etc.
At least with names we can identify who is pro.

This is because the deuces are actually attempting to capture the objective while everybody else is DMing in the middle.

@Exile Im looking forward to bumping into you and your Counterstrike friends one day! Sounds like awesome fun.

Very rarely do I see people with scores of 150+, only because no one plays the game for that long, and none of you are that good e.e.

Point being, Deuces rule, you all suck (or the general bulk of you lot), conclusion:

Deuce before, Deuce after, Deuce then, Deuce now, Deuce in the past, Deuce in the present, Deuce in the future, DEUCE FOREVER!1!1!1111ONE!1!!