Well, post why and we'll consider it.
NO HK ALLOWED.

Just a note, we make plenty of racist and sexual jokes.

sweet sexual jokes im in

You already seem like a promising candidate, Billy.

Aww Yeah

I would like to join RoT. Reason: Because I want to

BLAH how would you react if I told you to "suck my d*** you stupid n***** f*****" ?
These are important questions we must ask.

I wouldn't really care and calmly offer you a drink.

Ok BLAH you're not accepted

D: aw....

Jk. We're decidin

A better answer would've been something like
"I'd chop off your c*** and eat it."

^ This

But I liked offering people drinks and that gave me an excuse to give you one.

Question #2
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

If he could chuck would that only tells me he can chuck would. It doesn't tell me he can chuck wood so I say 0

Good answer. Another acceptable answer would be "shut up f***ot".

Is "You'll find your answer while playing in traffic" good also?

Yes, but another acceptable answer would be "go f*ck yourself".

Indeed

I would like to join cause I play banjo. Is that a good reason?

We already have one of those.

What about upright bass and mouth harp? The other essential bluegrass parts.

I play the banjo and harmonica. You can play upright bass though.

My reason: Eat shit and die.

Your in

Awesome.

pulchritude's got what it takes.

Why does your name make me think of a christian mother?

because your mother is a whore.
Pulchritude literally means Beauty.
Heh.

gay