*Survives Siberia because I always carry my trusty Blades of Celestia on chains linked to my armor*

*Re-teleports*

'sup.

Edit: KING OF DAH PAGE

Herro ponymeat

LUNA I JUST READ A STORY YOU MADE LOVE WITH MY SISTER TWILIGHT HOW DARE YOU

uhhhhhh >.>

If Luna is female Then.....

What he said^

._. anyway, *locks all doors and windows and magically spawns cocoa*

Oh noes Luna is a addict to cocoa

Yah have tah quit smokin dat stuf maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

*closes curtains so you cant see me and turns on tv*

BRUTAL ANAL RAPE >:D

Hmmm...an army of Slendermen come into town?

*greets the slendermen and gives them cocoa and in return they leave me alone*

I need some cocoa. *Gets cocoa*

I think it shall be called...HOT CHOCOLATE!!!

Even better, I get A MOCHA!!! With whipped cream, caramel and chocolate chips.

I blow up the universe with a hand grenade almost as fat as ur mom!
The End
(gotta love immature yo momma jokes)

Nope.

*Uses Element of Creation power to restore the universe.*

Oh its ooonn
*I respawn after total elimination shoot mah bazooka at SpazDragon1397*

*Uses Propaganda*
*It works!*

*fires a cannon out of a trebuchet at the town*

*I impale generalE with a narwhal*

* IT SUPER EFECTIVE *
* GeneralE faints*
* Narhwal gains a level *
* Narwhals learns SHOOP DA-WOOP*
* Narwhals learn IMA FIRIN MAH LAX0RZ*
* Narwhals get a peregrine falcon companio *

*Narewale shoots at the sun*

*Sun shoots back*

*Their powers collided and made a SUPA LAXORZ*

*Which almost kills Luna and Spaz giving them aids*

*Everyone survives then drink hot cocoa*

*Chuck Norris restores order and harmony in a very manly and godly way it can't be described*

*Also, ponies can't get AIDs*

then i go strike again in zekes house

*gives my aids to spaz so i dont have them anymore and throws burning cocoa in zeke's face*

Luna just admitted she would do me. 0_o

*Trolololoolololololol*

But like I said, Ponies can't get AIDS.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

Umad?

Well ponies can be branded...
*Brands Spaz with a gigantic penis*

You cannot brand an Element of fire!

*Buys a Rk-62*
Hehehe

*Ponies get ponyAIDs

>.> *Grabs water hose and puts out the majestic 'Element of Fire'*

*hides from everyone in my Luna cave*