Granted, all trolls now troll trolling trolls that are trolling other trolls that troll more trolling trolls that troll trolls ad infinitum.
I wish 1/0 didn't give Math/Syntax error.

you divided by zero
I wish there where default maps being hosted

go on friggin shams, but u don't notice it when it's that map is up.
I wish, I wish I was a fish

You get caught and eaten.Goodbye.

I wish I had a wish no one could screw up.

good luck with that
I wish I wasn't waiting too be pooped out in this guy/girls/other creature...

Too late,you are.
I wish for [Insert User Hometown Here]

you get it, but the townsfolk kill you because they hate your bad ownership skills.
I wish for pie, that doesn't kill me/ make me fat/obese... (doesn't matter if I spelled it correctly or not.)

Your pie is stolen and replaced with a poisoned pie.
I wish ___________.

Your wish isn't granted, because you didn't make a wish.
I wish for this sentence to be a lie.

Your head imploded due to paradox.
I wish i had some peace and quiet.

Bumpity, WE NEED THIS TOPIC TO BE ALIVE!

And I need my cat launcher.

I wish that video games were real.

You get headshotted coming out of spawn.
I wish that I had a time machine